"More Gun" by Valve Studio Orchestra plays

See... I'm an Engineer, and that means I solve problems, but not philosophical ones like "what is beauty" but problems like what if a big, heavy, mugger-hubber tearing me a new behind? Well... *Sentry Gun fires, Sniper Screams in pain. Hand falls into view* that's why I made this tripod mounted 50. Cal sentry gun Designed by me, Made by me...

*Sentry Gun fires in another direction, Heavy Screams*

...and it better be not pointed at you

*camera zooms out, showing more advanced sentries around Engineer firing away at many different silhouettes, rockets fire, clip ends*

Almost the script to Meet the Engineer

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