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I”m sorry to hear that shadow. I will keep you in my prayers.
#FF4L
- The Nazgûl
Ok, Melody! Take a seat, and I will teach you about space! We start simple, with planets! So Melody, do you know how a planet is made?
(Melody)… no…
Ok then, do you know what a nebula is?
(Melody) ya mean that robot lady in avengers?
No, i mean a space cloud.
(Melody) but I thought there were no water in space, thous no clouds.
Well, nebulas aren’t your normal type of cloud, Melody. Nebulas have small particles inside them, that slowly become bigger, before becoming smaller to gain heat! *opens a window to space where a black spot is, as a nebula sours by* you see, from nebulas, stars are borne! After many million years, maybe more, this star will explode, and leave a small nebula behind! That nebula will seek for other small nebulas, in order to make a new star!
(Melody) Coooool! Can we do more, please, please!
Uhh… sure. How about… space itself!
(Melody) sure!
Ok, as you might know, there is no oxygen in space! Only one thing exists in space, vacuum. Vacuum means nothing or nothingness, because of the emptiness of space! Do you know why they say “in space no one can hear you scream”?
(Melody) people say that? Please, me and mom have been to space plenty of times, she says she hears me scream!
I’m taking about human society right now, Melody, not shadow society, I barely know anything about you shadows! But the reason people say that is because there is no air in space, thous nothing for sound to bounce around on, making sound frequents, and so, unless you a shadow, you can’t speak or shout in space! Now, all you need to do now, is tell Shadow that you need to watch three movies about space, then write everything you fell seems important from the movies in this notebook! *hands Melody her notebook* you did great this first lesson! I bet you’ll zoom through these lessons, Melody! I’m sure you’ll get an amazing grade within physics! Now go home, diner is probably ready soon! See you tomorrow! Wow… Melody is better then me so far… huh, that’s fun to know!
-Surviver
Its kinda hard surviver cause i have no clue what the heck im suposed to do here.
-shadow
Sure, the HRE is a complicated thing to talk about though, so we’ll start with medieval history.
We should probably learn about how it formed.
Well first, we need to talk about this dude, Charlemagne.
Charlemagne was a pretty powerful guy and fought:
Saxons
Lombards
Avars
Byzantines (kinda)
Eventually the pope crowned Roman Emperor. Yeahhhhh, if you wanna know how the HRE formed just look in royalty dye I’m updating that story. I’ll teach you about the late HRE when you finish with that.
-Manticore
(Melody) hey manticore, can I learn about the holy roman empire? I saw stuff about it on a history channel and it sounded really interesting.
-melody
(Melody) IM DONE WITH STUPID MATH!!!! AAAAAAAAA
*runs off*
(5 minutes later)
(Shadow) *cooking dinner*
(Melody) I DONT WANNA DO STUPID MAAATH!!!!
(Shadow) woah woah woah calm down. Do you remember your 9 times tables?
(Melody) yeah?
(Shadow) do you remember how to convert a fraction into a decimal and a decimal into a fraction?
(Melody) yeah
(Shadow) do you rember how to divide?
(Melody) yeah
(Shadow) then i think you can move on to your history class, then to your physics class so you can finish school today.
(Melody) ok...
*runs off to history class*
(Shadow) now to just finish cooking dinner.
-shadow and melody
Ummmmmm, what’s going on here?
-Apex
Lava go easy on hjk, geez, hjk is a great person and you 2 shouldnt be fighting. Hjk said in discord hes leaving dodo-dex, so look what you did. Just calm down and stop fighting. If someone joins the discord they're not gonna immediately leave dodo-dex. The only reason i left for a bit was because YOU started screaming at me. I wouldntve even gone on break. So just calm down or you might cause more people to leave.
-shadow
Lava I think shadow and HJK were referencing the way you acted when shadow was being an ambassador from Bob.
And saying "get lost HJK" is just as bad. Calm down, it's alright.
~CL1
Depends on the mythology really, Norse mythology is probably my favorite.
-Manticore
Ooooooh, okay surviver.
-shadow
Well maybe Melody would like to learn about the head choppy days of France? Or the little French guy who-*Napoleon kicks me in the head* IM AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME YA JERK!
-Manticore
Shadow, the rea- *glitches* son I named it melody was
A) She has purple stripes and magenta feathers (reminding me of shadows)
And
B) Melody is a nice name!
That’s beside the point that just like your child, she is perfect!
-Survi *glitches* ver
*a portal opens and i walk in tan dye, and stop in my tracks when i see tan dye is in the void.*
Wha-
"The queen is back! She'll know what to do!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
Hm, we may be able to exit this place. Do not exit the dome. Damage report?
"Huge crack in the dome at the top center."
That should be impossible! We must be dealing with someone more powerful than even me... stay calm. I will find us a way out of here.
*i tie a rope around my waist and tie it to a pole. I jump outside the dome and look for an exit. I spot a small land formation with a glowing portal on it. I pull myself back in the dome.*
Good news, i found an exit. Bad news, its extremly far away.
"Cant we just open portals out of here?"
No, the void prevents us from opening portals to the outside.
-shadow
What. I didnt kidnap melody! Why would i want a kid? What use would a kid be for taking over the world? Now shadow, she could be useful. All i need to do is convince her that you huys are using her, and she'll be on our side! Anyways, melodys in the park chillin. I can see her from outside the dome. Wait, why am i helping you???
-dark one
Wh- why did you name your snow owl melody? Thats literally my kids name.
-shadow
Hey! Lamprey! I don’t care if you go around eating shadows and ghost but bring me some! I need to be all powerful too!
-Lolbit
I just try to check if im going to ruin an rp, then do it. I have my own rp, but i feel like nobody sees my character rp.
-shsdow(for once not the shadows that live here)
HOLD ON LAVA CHILL! This is a link to shadows youtube channel. Also, thats 2 votes for evolution, one vote for ark series.
https://youtu.be/HUshkftDV98
The vote still continues til the 15th, so vote fast!
-the shadows that live here
I could also drop in to help a few times, if it’s the ark sp series, although I probably wouldn’t watch the series myself, PVE content bores me because I’ve already got these quick routes so its just really annoying to watch bad players progress super slowly. PVP content is my style though.
-Lamprey