Who wants a shadow kitten? They are only 1 dollar!

-shadow

*a portal opens and i walk out*

Alright, now everybody who wants to be here should come out.

*around 10 shadows walk out*

Alright, you all want to be here?

*everyone nods their heads*

Good. Hm. It seems im a bit short on houses, one sec.

*3 more houses pop up*

There. Now for roles.

*i give each shadow a role(banker, gardener, etc.) And they go off to do their tasks*

Alright, now i have to keep literally everyone who kills shadows OUT. Oh, i know what i can do for the people who CAN come in!

*another building comes up and i put a sign on it saying: Shadow Kittens. Another portal opens and a bunch of shadows kittens walk out into the shop.*

I can sell shadow kittens!

-shadow

Good news, im the queen of the shadows! Oh, and i realized I forgot someone.

*makes it do hollydragon and nari can also enter the dome if they want*

-blind shadow

Looks like my entire siege army and weapons are gone, BECAUSE SOME PERSON KNOWN AS “PEACEKEEPER” MURDERED THEM ALL! I have an endless army of fish, don’t ask how. Actually, now that I think about it I could just make caviar really cheap… anyways, Shadow I will literally pay you anything to walk inside that dome, and even remove my second form so that I’m powerless against you, and then you could murder me whenever you want, except you know the drawbacks of the giant sea creatures causing destruction and breaking your ears. And then maybe revive that shadow’s essence I ate, and then go to the shadow realm… ooh, that would be nice! Something that probably isn’t relevant at the moment, I have my very own monarch class titan to use, and yes I paid for it to be made.

-Lamprey

Ill glady release you shadow, i may not be the same kind of shadow, but i have friends who are, i can send them to help you...

-Lolbit

You know shadow, you could take me to the shadow realm and I could easily kill queens official… my second form hungers, and it has for a while. I know you don’t trust me, and that I’m very annoying, but I would actually do it.

-Lamprey

WWT I wanna pay shadow back for the time I kidnapped Melody. How about we take shaodw’s ashes and revive her. I know how to do it.

-Manticore

A note floats in with a little bit of ash on it from an unknown place. It reads: "at the momemt i am being disintegrated. Someone in tangerine dye disintegrated dark one, so now i am being disintegrated. I know i will never be able to pay you back wwt for all you have done for me, but there is one thing. Once I die, you will officially be an heir to the throne, along with melody.*laughs with tears in my eyes* It seems i wont live to play on the ark server if it gets created. Or support anyone. Or be able to see my daughter grow up... or be able to post any more stories about painful deaths. Which is ironic because thats whats happening to me. If you somehow find a way to do something with my ashes, they will be in tangerine dye. Listen, it may not be mutual, but to me, we are best friends. My time is up, good bye, my friend, i will watch over you in the after life.....😔

Signed,

Shadow"

HA! You may have gotten the device, but you will never find shado- &#^÷&=^help&#&#^÷>^÷>÷^÷&necklace*#&#&÷^<prison*÷^÷&#^#&#&&#&÷*&#^#&#:*#:@*^÷>÷%÷_^@*@^@*#^*#^#*&#^#*÷_÷[×^$*÷*÷&÷^#^$*#^&#&&#^÷&÷*#&÷^×&

-dark one

That’s fine shadow, it’s pretty funny. If you wanna do another one why nit do one about my friend (Halloween name) Nergal?

I’ll also have one for you to do around Christmas

His name rhymes with Grampus

-Manticore

Nebuchadnezzar:WHO DARES ENTER THE GREAT KINGDOM OF BABYLON WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! Ready the armies, they’ll see something when they get out of that temple, sail up the Tigris and Euphrates.

-Manticore

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This is what happens if you don’t listen to me

-Lolbit

Barn owls are probably one of the cutest owls out there.

-Lamprey

Okay, here we go!

*jumps through portal*

Damn! I’m in mesotopia but I have no clue where the temple or whatever is

(Lolbit) hello

AH! Why are you um here?

(Lolbit) the usual, I got dragged under again, I wanted to stay longer but I have to leave soon

Oh, um, okay, well I’m just gonna leave you to that

*turns into dragon and flys off*

Temple, temple, temple, Wait! Is that it?

*sees shadow hounds*

Definitely, how am I going to get in there? I wonder if they’ll attack a beetle

*dive bombs toward top of temple where there is a tiny hole and turns into beetle, shadow hound are confused but go back to what they where doing*

*turns into white cat with black stripes and lands gently on the floor*

Okay, gotta find the device

*looks around to center of temple*

Ah! There it is! I’ll just grab it, turn into a dragon, and, leaveasquicklyaspossible

*turns into human and grabs device, then turning into a dragon, half destroying the temple*

*shadow hounds start barking*

Oh crabs!

*starts to fly but shadow hounds start to jump on top of me*

Get off!

*starts to twist and turn in attempt to shake them off*

*they all eventually fall off*

*flys into portal and lands on the other side as a human with cat ears and tail*

Okay, just gotta find shadow...

-WhiteWinterTiger

Lamprey, lolbit and i already teamed up! Although im a bit suspicious that he wants to stuff me in a suit..... of course i could just break out, maybe... ah, where was i? Oh yes, what shall i do first.....

-Dark One

@Shadow

Hmm... I don't know. I'm basically just a librarian that likes to write poetry and stories in her free time lol. I need a second form, like you guys. It'll be an giant owl. A barn owl, because their adorable.

So, barn owl librarian.

And I am now realizing that I am describing Wan Shi Tong lol. Makes since, I guess, since he's my favorite A:TLA character.

~CL1

Oh god, shadow you picked the wrong time to be nearly dying, I am kinda busy but I’ll save you anyway!

-WhiteWinterTiger

You know what, even though literally almost every othrr communication is blocked, I will still write natshadow wild if people request one about them. Also, remember, these are meant to be a joke

Navigating the dodo dex

Chapter/part 8(i think)

And here on natshadow wild, we see the wild Manticore, who seems to be declaring themselves emperor! Crickey, planarinan ran in and claimed that it wasnt lolbit? Crickey! Manticore just ordered wwt to kill them! HEY, DONT HURT PLANARINAN!!! Crickey! They're running towards us!

*you guys run away*

Alright, I think we're safe here.

*he looks up*

CRICKEY HES ABOVE US RUNNN!!!!

*You guys run away just in time*

Keep running!!!! While we're running for our lives, that will be all for natshadow wild, superior to natgeo wild, peace!✌

-shadow(sorry i couldnt get the whole thing of you becoming emperor, thing is, i usually have the person chase them, and I couldnt figure out how to do it with you stepping down.)

Hey shadow, guess what? I really like annoying you, so natshadow geo! Actually, I should find something else to annoy you with… I know! Tiny shadow tiny shadow tiny shadow! Anyways, Dark one, wanna gang up if Lolbit (my boss) allows it?

-Lamprey who is for some reason up at 2:36 AM

I AM SHADOWS MESSENGER ROBOT, THIS IS A MESSAGE FOR WWT.

Hello? Ok, if your hearing this, this might be my last message. Dark One has taken over, and this time, i wont be able to escape. I want you to destroy Dark One. It will destroy me, but it will get rid of him. That is the safest route for you. There is, another option though, but it is a 99% chance of death. Every shadow has a darker personality. For example, mine is dark one. There was an ancient device long ago, hidden, shrouded in darkness. It allowed a shadow to be separated from its darker personality. It was h-hidden in the temples im Mesopotamia. Not even Nergal knows its there. It is guarded by shadow hounds, deadly hounds that arent tangible, but somehow can still attack. Many others like it guard it. After i send this message, i dont think I will be able to reach out anymore. That means most things, will stop(exept for cl1 and i's colab and the holiday related story i started). I bid you farewell, friend........

《Connection lost》

-shadows messenger robot