I died when I read “Sally sells sea shells by shooting salamanders.”

-Lamprey

Fun fact, dye works better on growing creatures. In other words, crush some amber and put it in the babys.

Hi

- President Loki

I put the red on my axe so it looked like blood

I paint every thing red that I could🛑

I think your newspaper should be more frequent, like every week or something. I really want to know if this is all-out war between Sally and the salamanders lol

Swamp

Ugh, sorry Swamp. My brain is tired and I just got back from a trip. Wasnt thinking. Anyways, if anyone wants to have me add something, feel free to ask. Wethers it a announcement for a story of what, I'm ok with it.

-Jedi

<NEWS>

You know what? Ima gonna cancel Tyrant Lizard. Though I do have a cool idea for a story....

U will need a cooking pot a refining forge to get the charcoal a water skin with water and tinto berrys

You can use this dye for making you flask armour like iron man helmet colour orange and full body colour red :)

Is still here

Maybe

I don't know

At all

Who knows

-DX

That wasn’t me. I promise.

- President Loki

…Could’ve been a Variant, though…

...

-DX

-_-

-DX

Hello.

-DX

Filler filler filler

I know, right? I tried to say things that Loki would actually say. I mean- things that I would actually say. Because I am Loki.

*Nervous sweating*

- Your glorious leader, President Loki

I always knew we should’ve wiped out those salamanders when we had the chance...and now we’re paying for it.

Swamp...

🦎= ☠️

(I know that isn’t a salamander emoji but it’s as close as I can get)

A zombie apocalypse just started.

WE NEED NEWSPAPERS OR THE POPULATION OF THE WORLD WILL TURN TO ZOMBIES!!!!!!

-Apex

Wait how did the zombie salamanders manage to use an AK-47?

-Confused Apex (btw I love the story about Sally and the salamanders for some reason)

I counted all the S’s.

There are 12.

I think...

-Apex