No, no, oh HELHEIM, no. Not ACTUALLY. My first movie crush was Kylo Ren from Star Wars. (What was his actor’s name, even?) My friend said jokingly that the Lorax was my movie crush because if I typed L, my movie crush’s (who wasn’t exactly my crush, mind you) name would come up. I think that you can guess who it actually is, but no, it is not the Lorax.

Insane? AHAHA, what do you mean?? I’m not insane! I’m perfectly normal! YOU’RE insane!! (That extra shiny helmet DOES sound nice, though. I’ll take that. Yes, please.)

*Highly-pitched screaming for no apparent reason.*

…Maybe I am insane. CL1, am I insane? Do you agree with the gators..?

- a President Loki who’s having a crisis of identity (but still loves himself :])