This is kinda random but I just wanted to mention that I actually have a pet ,or maybe it’s more like a sister? Idk but I’ll introduce you guys...

(Me) flame, these are my friends, or at least some of them

(Flame) so you’re finally letting me meet them! I was getting tired of just sitting in the hood of your hoodie or you turning me invisible!

(Me) you know it’s dangerous

(Flame) yeah! But I still want to do something

Flame is a small red dragon and she is very young, she basically is the voice in my head(not literally) that keeps me from accidentally turning into a dragon or demon and murdering you all so you better thank her for that

-WhiteWinterTiger (And flame)

(Me) are you sure I can’t just kill one of them?

(Flame) YES

Okay so me, shadow, lolbit, lamprey, lava, harpocrates, and manticore are running for president. Anyone else?

-WhiteWinterTiger

You know what’s sad? I’ve seen two cases in which a story writer burns bright creating something amazing that can inspire people, but then they disappear, without a trace, leaving the story unfinished and the fans sad.

Bloodhound and Ryukenmaxximus are the cases I saw

these are thoughts I have at night

-Manticore

I’m officially announcing my retirement. I’ve said I’d write more, but who knows. I’m not really motivated to play ark or write fanfiction much anymore. I’ll still be here now and then :)

Swamp Guy

I would run for president because I feel like I’m the least chaotic one here but I’m not running because 1. It’s too late and 2. It wouldn’t make sense for a god to run as president so I won’t be unless you find a loop hole and vote for non candidates (the election could be like this, the people that are running all post 1 tip in a dye and whichever gets the most likes wins -Harpocrates

Oops, forgot to mark the one saying if we should try to find an ark mobile server.

-Lamprey

Should we try to find an ark server since there’s a bunch of new people, I feel like it could be fun, just like the original server with all the OGs.

Hey Apex, for a story idea how about something in Wolf or the under appreciated snow owl

-Manticore, the former emperor and hopeful president

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON! If we're doing this president thing we need to do it right. I think we should do it in a different dye so we can keep track of the votes. And so it doesnt get to chaotic, there should only be 2 people running for president. Also, we need 2 partys, unless we just want to use the democrats and Republicans. So maybe 2 people would put that they want to run for president in orange dye, and then people vote for who they think would be better as president. And, like in real elections, you cant vote yourself. The fanfictioner out of the 2 with the most votes would be president. As president, you would be able to chose certain things, like choosing whos inchatge of prisoners, police, stuff like that.

Now please dont kill me because i posted this, because this would be the formal way to elect a president.

-shadow(yes im a kid who knows alot about elections)

Hey Lamprey, how about we make a campaign together for the election, I’ll run as president, you can be my vice, and my friend Harpocrates can have ideas

-Manticore

How about we vote in the Jerboa section, it’s pretty inactive except for me and Harpocrates, the story section that is, but that’s just a suggestion, a GAME suggestion! Thanks for reading!

(sorry MatPat)

So yeah, I’ll be running, who else?

-Manticore

Ooo im excited!

*puts baby crib in tan dye*

Alright, its time.

《portal abierto al lugar de las sombras!》

*a dark portal opens infront of me*

Its time!

*i jump in*

Oh wow, the shadow realm has changed alot!

"Oh hi shadow! You lost?"

Yeah, a bit, do you know where the adoption center is?

"Oh yeah, just down Death Lane!"

Thanks!

Ah, here it is.

"Hello shadow! Long time no see! Here to adopt a baby?"

Yeah!

"The girls are over there, and the boys are over there."

Thanks!

Aww this one is so cute!

"Oh thats little baby Melody"

Such a cute name! How much is she?

"You know what, your an old friend, I'll give her to you for free"

Thank you so much!

*gently picks up Melody*

Alright, now i just need some clothes.

*goes to baby shop and grabs some clothes*

Alright!

《portal abierto al lugar de las sombras!》

*a bright portal apears infront of me*

Alright, its time!

*i jump in*

Ah, home sweet home.

*puts baby in crib*

NOBODY TOUCH MY BABY WITHOUT PERMISSION OR I WILL TORURE YOUR SOUL FOR ALL ETERNITY!

"Goo goo gaa gaa!"

Awww

"Mama!"

Her first words!

"Ga ga!"

Good night my little shadow!

-shadow(sorry if i already posted this, i thought it didnt go through so im writing it again)

Ooooo im excited!

*puts baby crib in tan dye*

Deep breaths, I know you havnt been there in awhile, but you'll be fine.

《portal abierto al lugar de las sombras!》

*a dark portal opens infront of me*

Thank goodness it worked, its been awhile.

*i jump through*

Wow, the shadow realm has changed a lot!

"Oh hi there shadow!"

Hi, do you know where the adoption center is?

"Oh its just down death lane!"

Thank you!

"No problem"

*i walk over*

Hmmmm awwwww this little shadow is adorable!

"Her name is Melody"

Awww, what a cute name!

"I know right! Do you want to adopt her?"

Of course!

"You know what, because your an old friend, I'll let you take her for free."

Oh bless your soul! Thank you so much!

"No problem!"

*I gently pick up baby Melody*

Ok, now i just need some baby clothes. Oh theres Jims baby store!

*i walk over and grab some clothes*

Alright, now i just need to head home.

"Aw, why dont you stay a bit longer?"

I really can't, it was nice seeing you though!

《portal abierto al lugar de las sombras!》

*a bright portal opens infront of me*

Alrighty, ready baby Melody?

"MaMa!"

Awwwww your first words!

*i jump in*

Ah, good to be home.

*puts baby Melody in crib*

One second Melody.

*steps back so she can't hear*

IF ANY OF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT HURTING MY CHILD I WILL TORTURE YOU'RE SOUL FOR ALL ETERNITY!

"Goo goo gaa gaa!"

Aww you're so cute little Melody!

"Ga ga!"

Good night my beautiful sunshine!

-a protective shadow

I also liked chapter 10 of your story WWT (I have bad memory) be gone with the murderous traitor vengeance! Sorry I’m still used to being an emperor

-Manticore

Guys im good i locked the dark one away hes gone until another holiday. Also CL1 and i writing a colab in deino we're just thinking of the name i believe. Also i would like to state something.

NO EMPERORS SELF ELECTING THEMSELVES!

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Apex I’ll totally do a collab with you.

-Manticore

Wha-what! The Emperor stepped down? No! This can’t be!

Lolbit shall still attend the trial!

-The imperial court of the former emperor.

I HAVE TRAINED AN ARMY MANTICORE. But I will strike you down you tyrannical fake.I am stronger than you so give up now or fight me.-lava

You know what, I step down as Emperor, all my decrees are hereby revoked. I would like to formally submit my request to be elected president of the fanfictioners. I want to make peace and make fanfictioning easier.

-Manticore

why does everyone hate lolbit and apex?

-Toad