Iiiiii still think it’s fun to burn things down, also most of you are afraid of Apex so you’re kinda feeding his aggressiveness, I am trying to get on Apex’s good side so IIIIIIII don’t die instantly during the apocalypse that will probably happen
Cancer and diabetes.. that seems fine to crow.. but not me
There are new reports of apex.. he said he burnt Down a hospital because it was to bright red.. nobody stopped him cuz apperantly everyone cared about the clout they would get from posting it on dodotok.
And my grammar isn't bad lamprey! You hurt sensitive HJKs feelings.. :(
SN(Ha, even though im in a jar i can still write lamprey)
To the people using ghost buster guns, you realize that this ghost put my essence in a jar and is using my body to try to take over the world, right? Also make sure you check out the superior news station, lamp news in yellow dye cause apparently im bad at writing news things.😔
News on Apex
Either i have absolutely terrible timing with these news things, or apex has been strangely quiet. I havnt heard anything from him since they mentioned that they coulnt wait until apex predator came out.
News on hjk/crow
I learned from lamp news that hjk burned down a house using a flamethrower! Also new reporter lamprey said that they received a letter from crow saying that they will kill lamprey.
News on The Monarchy
Lamprey has started a monarchy to take over the dyes! Their main headquaters are blue dye. I dont know how they have the time to do a Monarchy and write lamp news but their managing.
AD: Make sure you check out the other fanfictioners, they have some pretty great storys! Alot better than mine!
AD: Do you like scary stories? Well check out karkanos for some spoooooooky stories! Also i have my spoopy story in sinomaratops.
News on planarinan
It seems that planarinan has had his demon side take over or something along the lines of that. If i could get my stupid jar over there i might be able to help, but i am stuck in blue dye at the moment.
Did you know that a living shadows main sorce of transportation is possessing shadow?
Count the S's!
Sneaky ShadowS Steal SapphireS from the StoreS aiSleS.
Guy, wook in yello wool I mean dye for more lamp new!!!!!!!! Lamp new is superioir meaning better than other news station so go look at it because it is very gud you no got gud if you no read it!!!!1111!!!!
-Bad grammar ghost that Lamprey hired for some reason (might have been bad decision)