*A whole flock of blue spiders arranges into a humanoid creature, which then proceeds to use the silk of many spiders to create an unnecessarily dramatic coat -complete with a collar far to large to be functional in any way- as well as a fedora, one spider quickly making a bow tie, as if simply to prove the ridiculous OTTity of it and it's entire colonial mind*
The creature Sadistic Apex could potentially be caught with. . .
• 1 rope of at least fifty feet in length
• 10 young of any humanoid species(for bait)
• 3 tall and strong poles, must be over 45ft in length
• 125 pegomastax hiding inside. . .
• 1 large box with a tendency to shatter after falling 40 feet
• and 1 large cauldron
stick each pole roughly five feet into the ground in a triangular pyramid, ideally leave small overlap on top.
Now wrap the fifty foot rope around the top of them all, make sure that it is in an overcomplex but loose knot that'll succeed in shortening the rope by 15 feet...
Now tie the loose dangling end of the rope to the cauldron, ensure that the bottom of the cauldron is at least 10 feet off the ground and can be reached but not properly grasped by an average human or eldritch horror,
Put all ten humanoid children inside the cauldron, make sure that they have some species variation, 2 human, 4 Zabrak, 4 gigantopithecus is a good combination.
Now balance the box of pegos on the top of the pyramid and wait from a safe distance.
When Apex appears to eat the bait, he will hopefully attempt to climb the cauldron or pull it down to feast on the innards of those inside, however due to the loose knot far above, it'll fall upon the deadly beast, if this does not crush him to death instantly, or better, fall and trap him, the box holding the pegos will fall and smash onto the ground, releasing an army of chaotic thieves to steal Apex's supply of at least ten chainsaws, seven small pistols (all a different colour), One or more teK railguns, a portable guillotine, several human heads, a bag of food,(likely the remains of the bounty hunters some overconfident lizard sent to kill him) and more likely than not a live shark.
Cancer and diabetes.. that seems fine to crow.. but not me
There are new reports of apex.. he said he burnt Down a hospital because it was to bright red.. nobody stopped him cuz apperantly everyone cared about the clout they would get from posting it on dodotok.
And my grammar isn't bad lamprey! You hurt sensitive HJKs feelings.. :(
Honestly I don’t get why everyone’s terrified of Apex, I mean I know I’ve only been here...1...2...27 days but I’ve read the chat and he doesn’t sound that bad, I mean I think I’d be pretty fun to burn down Taco Bell’s and orphanages...I like Taco Bell but I’d grab a snack from it THEN burn it down...ya gotta be smart...and I don’t have much feel for “orphanages” call me cruel, well I am, I’m pretty twisted and like watching people suffer (not my friends). I don’t really support canabulism as I’ve already told a baby crystal wyvern when it wanted primal crystal for taming but I don’t really care if he does it, besides I have nothing to worry about, I’m not entirely human I’m actually like 4% human and 96% other stuff so um yeah. Aside from that, who wouldn’t go around with a chainsaw? I mean who knows when you’ll have to kill someone, cover up a crime, defend yourself, kill someone for fun cuz you’re bored, or anything else.
In all, sounds like a fun guy and I’m not sorry if Apex takes the fact that I’m not scared of him as a insult, I’ll admit it, I can be pretty evil.