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Why am I still wondering whether the giant lymantria thing Apex claimed long ago was true. . .

A

*Blinks*

Well blagh,

Why am I here.

- you came here?

how did you survive being cooked???!!!

- hehehe

Stop it.

- Why?

I'll put you back in black dye where I bought you

- so?

FIREEEEEEE

- no! Please no!

DeAtH

- liar

*Nox eternis starts playing*

- meh, how is bad Latin mixed with ominous music gonna kil-

DIE TO SPIDERS YOU VARMINT

- nuh

YeEeEeEeEeEsssssssssss

- please

☣️ Hehehe

- no, please. . . WHY MEEEE

*Spider noises*

- I'll do anything to live.

List guys are not truthful

- I have a storm pinata

You kept it a year?

- yes.

After DTG killed you several times and you were roasted in gravy?

- yes.

Weird.

- so I live?

*Music resumes*

- no then?

DIE.

- wait- No!!!

*Puts the list guy into a woodchipper*

- No- NO- NOOOOO*list guy crushing sounds*

You dead yet?

- no.

*Shoots him with a bow*

- still alive

"This was a triumph"

- true

You aren't a cultured nerd list guy, be quiet

- rud- Aaaaueeeeeeeeiii

*Puts him in a volcano*

- ha

*Feeds him to the Upea Näkymäton*

- I eat it

It's poisonous

- no care

Prepare to die.

- shut up

*Nox eternis further intensifies*

- oh, so the bad Latin's louder now?

*Tears listguy to pieces and eats his heart*

- chokes

ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

- yes

Must've chosen the wrong track- *Nox eternis is replaced in the background with All In Your Head*

- hail the neur. . .

DON'T SAY IT

- sad list guy sounds

Hehehe

- so cruelty to listguys

*Completely destroys him with dark magick*

- oh sh-*static hum*

Peace at lasssst. . . . . .

What- how did this chaos happen. . .

~ Poecilotheria metallica

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