Ok guys now we are sounding sociopathic. Unofficial manticore

FORTNITE season chapter 2 season 6 was good what are you talking about lamprey?-lava

i might make a console server.. hmm, ill thunk about it

-HJK

Yo lava don’t test me on being crazy, I’m the crazier one.

-Manticore

Ummmmmm, is it normal for your best friend to wake you up at 3 o’clock in the morning to text you saying that they just woke up from a nightmare caused and featuring me? Is that normal?

-Confuzzled Apex

I’ve spammed join my ark server before I think I don’t need advice -lava 👍🤢😲👹🤑👿😲👺😮🎃😺😼😺🤑🙄😲🎃😻😮🤖💀😸🎃😲😲👺😲😮‍💨☠️😪🎃😪💀☠️😲

Discord exclusives aren’t a thing in YOUR discord, they are the only thing in the original fanfiction discord.

-Apex

Apex, I saw that you had a jerboa called bigears in swamping tales

I remember I thought it was Long ears like the character in my story and I’m like “oh sh*t I’ve gotta rename it or kill it”

Lol, bad memory sucks

-Manticore

argument dye is magenta!.. idc, make random arguments.. like... toast is better than milk or somethin.. just make it good!

-HJK

If dragonfire says one more word about being mad I’m gonna flip out… and you guys know what happens when I flip out.-lava

Oh so YOUR mad dragonfly. You show up and bad mouth fanfictioner base and YOUR the one that’s mad? HUH HUH? I am the mad one. -lava

☕🕷️

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Regarding The Almighty Moths Of Plumed Magnificence And Splendour Worshipped For Extreme Power And Deserving Of Godly Status, aka the Great Floofé Ones

The

~:=| White Ermine |=:~

(Spilosoma lubricipeda)

Is a notable Floof Moth,

Three whole moths worth of fur may be found on the beast's back, and though the number and size of spots is varied, all have a set of four fashionable and flightworthy flapping wings covering a bright orange plated abdomen.

...

Hmmmm

*Spider noises*

It seems that there has been. . .

A moth takeover.

They are spreading, it would now seem.

~Poeciloth-*sizzle*all-*loud pops*eria met-*loud static*prai-*electronic hiss*a-*radio interference*se th-*more static*ll-*backward recording of the first fifteen seconds of "Want You Gone"*e Flo-*I-*loud distorted scream*ofed on-*explosion*ca-*crackle*es.

Lava, stop only defending your answer, you aren’t listening to Apex and he simplified what he has been trying to say so much, but you either somehow don’t understand, or your just ignoring it because you have to be correct in this situation. And if this is considered a roast, there’s a huge difference than making a really good comeback/insult and telling somebody that their wrong and giving evidence. Anyways, he’s trying to say the spinosaurus is also in a non-scientific group of creatures, because it eats fish (maybe meat) and the scientific group is spinosauridae. Rex may be in a different scientific group, but it was a big carnivore so the non-scientific group is big carnivore. And if you try to bring up “Where did scientists confirm this” or any of that, SCIENTISTS NEVER SAID IT AND YOU ARE REFUSING TO AGREE WITH APEX BECAUSE YOU WANT TO WIN. So next time, actually try to listen to the other side, and if this isn’t clear enough, I give up at trying to simplify this even more because you still won’t understand because of the reasons above.

-Lamprey

Oops, sorry for saying Dracodon is both a sacrifice and a knockout, it’s a knockout.

Also, spino being from the spinosaur family doesn’t stop it from being a large carnivore, as long as it’s big and eats meat/fish, it’s a big carnivore/piscivore.

-Apex

custom creatures i would add (cuz why not)

ankaramor

neutral

eats resources

passive tame

five seated saddle

the anka would be like a anky BUT WAY FRICKIN BETTER, you would find them exclusively in the volcano and sometimes fars peak, and desert.

how to tame:

find one

wait till it heats up

feed it any raw material it wants(metal, obsidian, crystal, stone, flint, black pearls and even superior kibble.)

tamed!

taming facts:

if its cold, the taming effectiveness goes down.

it will not eat cooked materials.

if its in a group it will attack instead of flee when attacked.

you can be damaged by its plates while taming, stay near head

it can be startled by pulling a weapon out, or running towards it, only walk.

abilities:

1, heat up: in most hot area’s like some caves, the volcano, desert and even in heatwaves, you anka will heat up its armoured plates attached to screws built into its skin(will give protection in cold and will damage attackers)

2, armour slam!: remember those armour plates?.. those are actually weapons too, be flipping your body forward like the rollrat animation while your about to roll, you’ll slam the armour spike into the ground impaling enemies, also can be sharpened.

3, defensive stance: those armour plates are all around the body, by using this ability.. you can use all your plates to block ANY damage, but explosives and special attack will damage you!.. you cannot move while your doing this but you can still heat up to damage your enemy when they hit you.

4, dig: by using your front plate you can dig up resources like metal, obsidian, etc.(only works near metal and stone rocks)

you can also dig up sand, dirt and snow to use against your enemies.. dirt will bury them/stun them, sand will blind them/cover their screen in sand, and snow will slow them and give them a frostbite effect, which makes them loose health slowly, also fling rocks from your inventory.

ability facts:

bosses will do damage to anka when in defensive stance.

flamethrower can also heat up plates.

you can only use dig on snow, sand, or dirt (and small rocks)

feed them black pearls to heal 80 health.

armour slam makes it so you cant move for 3 seconds(anka is trying to pull its plate outta the ground)

saddle:

the saddle is a five seated one!.. so this means you can be like a car.. kinda, the saddle also protects all your passengers when in defensive stance.

it also has a weight reduction on 👏EVERY👏SINGLE👏THING👏

in ark!(by 25%)

also collects extra metal with saddle equip

so... hope you enjoyed that, it took long but i put alot of detail into it!.. so yeah, if you see any problems with the ankaramor please let me know so ill confirm it.. anyways, my mind not as sick as apexes.. and byeeeee

-HJK

teaser:

[new creature located]

“huh?..“

[ identification failed ]

“hey john we got something..”

...

“what is that-“

[CHAMBER 5 BREACED]

“OH-“

[HEADING TO: ISLAND]

“eric!”

[CREATURE IDENTIFIED AS ANK-]

internet cuts out.

now producer, play a dramatic tone!

producer: i dont get paid enough for this..

DUNNNNNNNNNNN

new series coming soon...

F R I C K(more words)

-HJK

Technically, the spino is a mix of a piscivore and a carnivore since it most likely also ate dinosaurs. So yeah, it is probably both. And it does classify as a big carnivore.

-Apex

This is the last thing I’m gonna say in this argument, because I also want it to end. When I say spino classifies as big carnivores, I’m talking in game, not real life. I know the spino and bary are similar, but they don’t feel the same, to me atleast. I don’t know why we are even trying to talk real life, when this argument is about a video game, I don’t think I have to say anything else. And things that classify as big carnivores, rexes, spinos, allos, reaper kings and queens, wyverns, giganotosaurus, and much more. Basically anything that’s big and is a carnivore. And yes, it’s common sense that spino doesn’t classify as big carnivores irl, which doesn’t even exist.

-Lamprey

This is the argument:

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Now say frick again and this will happen |. Basically it goes back to the top. This argument is over but I will restart it if I have to.-lava

Hjk shut the freak up and end this argument-lava … turkey lamp.