I'll join the guild!

🐍

I know the ark god... the dodo god... or king titan idk don’t yell at me I didn’t do anything idk why I’m saying this I really wanna talk for some reason UGH I wonder if this counts as being rude.... -lava the dilo

I think I’m the only one that plays shady records other than lamprey. -lava the dilo

Ok so someone said something weird in giga stories. They said this:

‘Accept Jesus and go to church pls’

I really don’t get it.

-Confused Apex

We need to do a group vo t e on wether to kick me or not. Also when I posted “mobile server is it appearing for me” it appeared a bit later.

-Lamprey

Starting new story in king titan! Going to be on a different planet, full of corruption with corrupted humans and creatures which will basically be zombies. That’s the main idea for the story, but this one should get finished. I might finish corrupted earth at some point, but probably not now.

-Lamprey

The mobile server isn’t appearing for me...

-Lamprey

Lamprey can we kick you from the tribe?

WAIT! I forgot to mention something very important about mobile ark. There’s a bug on mobile that makes you crash near big buildings, and PVE has a lot of big buildings. I watched a video on how to solve it, so what you need to do is turn on low battery mode (because it can be consume a lot of battery) and turn the graphics to the lowest setting possible. War drum studios still has yet to release the update for that. Anyways, when you get ark mobile you need to do these things, unless you want to crash a lot. You still do crash, so put your flier on follow, and if you start to lag near buildings then move slowly.

-Lamprey

Random question, does anyone here watch Simpsons? It’s my favourite TV show (I have a favourite everything lol) and I was just wondering.

-Apex, who wants you to go to Megalodon already.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHB I WANT THE ARK ANIMATED SERIES AND ARK 2 TO COME OUT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m a bit unsure how they could continue the story after Genesis part 2...

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH I WANT GENESIS PART 2 TO COME OUT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I’ll need Genesis season pass and I don’t have it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH I WANT THE GENESIS SEASON PASS ALREADY!!!!!!

-INSANE SCREAMING APEX

Apex, I beat you to telling myself lol.

-Snek

Dilo, stop acting like you're being attacked and are Innocent, while also attacking someone else. You're logic is terrible ;-;;-;;

You are lying. You're so desperate at this point, to make me look bad, and afraid to look bad yourself. That's called: being an *sshole.

So, I can confirm, it is not in fact snek who should "f off".

You are trying to make me look like some evil dictator, AND FOR WHAT F***ING REASON? BECAUSE YOU GET ENJOYMENT OUT OF RUINING SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE? IS IT FUNNY TO YOU? YOUR IDIOCY WILL SHOW, YOU CANNOT STOP IT BY LAZILY DENYING THE OBVIOUS FACTS.

-DTG.

"I'M a fIgHtER. I LovE rUiNiNg cOmmuniTiEs and bLamiNg it On soMeoNe eLse"

Not a real quote, but basically a summary of everything Dilo is doing.

I will say this one last time. I am not lying and you know it. Also snek yes I actually did admit I like riots. I’ve actually started several at my old school once lol. But I only continue with them if I really believe in them and in this case I do. I was feeling oppressed in The Dodo Empire, and I think there are some still in that tribe that feel the same but are to scared to admit it. As far as you leaving, I don’t want to sound rude but, F OFF. Now I know that sounds harsh but every time something goes a little bit wrong for you, you threaten to leave until everybody stops. I’ve seen you do it three times now, and I haven’t even been here for that long. It even worked on me once. But that’s not an ok solution. So pls stop threatening to leave when ever things get rough and either run away for real or stay and power through.

-Dilo Girl, I’m a fighter and always have been

Toad, wait a month, dilo girl started posting lies and a whole war started. Don't mind the conflict lol. Go hunker down in your section you're gonna write at.

-snek

To Lamprey

I understand your frustration. Most of this is happening in discord where they say hail dodo or bow down to dodo all the time. And yes Snek and Swamp do it all the time. They are actually his main supporters. You can get more info in the pink dye section (my dye section) although half of it is me getting yelled at lol.

-Dilo Girl

Nazgul, I just read what Dilo wrote. Look, we never WORSHIPPED or PRAISED anyone! I hope you believe me when I tell you: She lies!!! Also, we have lots of reasons to kick dilo out of the tribe, but I posted enough in pink dye. I just- WHY DO YOU ALL BELIEVE THIS!? IT'S COMPLETE CRAP- Just because I listen to DTG doesn't make me worship him!!!! I-- JUST- DILO, STOP TELLING THESE STUPID LIES!! He never "brainwashed" us. Now stop "brainwashing" the other fanfictioners to hate on DTG! Like, why are you doing this? DO YOU NOT GET THAT YOU'RE LYING ABOUT A GAME..? Like, what is the use of this???? It's so stupid. Someone be on my side for once please..

DTG didn't do anything to you. I was the one who kicked you out. DON'T HATE ON HIM LOL.

-a very angery snek

Well, on Friday I read about what happened on the mobile server, and I will say, I was very angry. I was ready to flip out and go all out on you guys. But, I decided to wait, and the anger has left me. I would like to say that I hope that 1st, DTG, that you realize this is wrong. 2nd, seasnake and swamp guy, I hope you realize that you should not be worshipping and praising anyone.

However, I cannot stop you from doing those things. What I can do is keep hoping and praying that all of you, whether Christian or not, will in the end have a strong relationship with God. If that takes me just sitting here, I will do it. If it just takes me showing love and care, I will do it. If it takes me telling you all about it, i will do it. Because I do care, and I hope you guys know that.

#FF4L

- The Nazgûl

(casually glances over to the person who came from mobile ark)

Is that Margo..? or is that dock.. Margo or dock or someone random who overheard our conversation?

-snek

Hello swamps and sneks

I haveth come from thy far land of mobile ark