You want the voidwyrm?

I want a Noglin.

LITTLE CUTEY PIE MIND CONTROLLING HEAD BITING NOGLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!

-Apex

idk if anyone cares but

Whelp guys WOF Book 14 just came out

-snek

Anyone still active on the mobile server?

-Lamprey

EVERYONE PLES FORGET THE STUPID CIVIL WAR AND CHECK OUT MY NEW STORY.

The Dodo uprising in the Dodo section.

-DTG

OH THANK GOD SNEKS BACK!!!!!!! AND SWAMP AS WELL!!!!!!!

-APEX

Absolutely bob. Can’t wait to read it. However, my app is cancelling out every time I + something, so just know I will + your stories, but you might not know if I did.

#FF4L

- The Nazgûl

Understood lamprey.

#FF4L

- The Nazgûl

Bob your back! Yay!

Sorry you came at the worst possible time, because we’ve got a bit of a civil war going on. It’s basically all of us versus Dilo Girl and this person called Jedi, and they’re both probably the same person. Who knows how long this’ll last...

Swamp Guy

Also, I don’t want to leave you guys alone with Dilo, and I want to prove her wrong, SO IM STAYING

Jesus.... I come back. All ready to go. And I walk into the fanfic civil war.....Swamp guy is gone now. You realize your causing your own distruction right? I’m not letting this be the end of it all. I just am not.... Please. It’s god damm ark. It ain’t a new season of “Love Island”.

In other news I’m starting a new story in rex.

-bob

Ok so where are you writing Toad?

Apex

Guys we’ve got bigger problems, another fanfic hater has just struck in brick dye, saying are fanfics are weird and we should stop clogging up the dyes with weird fanfics even though we aren’t even putting any in here.

-Apex

Ok I’m killing timber lol.

-Apex

You were feeling oppressed by the Dodo empire? I got mad because you stole stuff from us, and got our tames killed. How come you feeling mad is ok, but when I'm mad at you being annoying, OH, it's a crime.

-DT screw yee

WORSHIPING?!??! HOLY S**T YOU MINDLESS IDIOTS, IT'S A JOKE. NOTHING DILO SAYS IS TRUE, AND I HAVE, NOT ONE, NOT TWO, NOT THREE, NOT FOUR, BUT FIVE GOD DAMN WITNESSES.

snek, swamp, CL1, lamprey, meh.

-DTG. Don't listen to dilo's idiocy.

DILO, SHUT IT! YOU ARE LYING. IT'S LIKE BREATHING FOR YOU!

-DTG, who indeed, just copied thanos.

Nazgul, we’re not “hurting” anybody. This is all just a joke that Dilo is exaggerating about. Nobody is getting hurt by it. Also, pls stop the god stuff (like Dilo said, not trying to be offensive.) Can we please get past this. Snek is leaving because all of you are being ridiculous.

Swamp Guy

Because of Dilo, I'm leaving. If someone wants to come tell me in the discord that she's either left or calmed down, and stopped lying, then I'll come back. I will write chapters of Timber on my own, to save for later, and nobody can write about him unless their character has met with him. I will stop writing my stories most likely forever. I don't want to fire up Dilo's lies, but I just can't believe she has convinced some of you. I might actually leave forever. I just.. some people are idiots. Dilo is lying and overreacting about a game and a joke. She's corrupting the community. She even admitted a long time ago she likes riots.

Goodbye, I will miss some of you.

Meet me in the discord.

https://discord.gg/PKvduN8J

-Seasnake

THANK YOU, lamprey. DILO GIRL IS TAKING THIS WAY TO SERIOUSLY. I MIGHT ACTUALLY LEAVE.

-snek

Ztupid fRIING idit DILO QE NEVER SAID HE WAS A GOD UOU LIAR GEL B shut yp and d ago disb syckcufjf a

In case you were wondering, here is what that means

STUPID FIKING IDIOT! DILO, WE NEVER SAID HE WAS A GOD YOU FRIKING LIAR! WE NEVER WORSHIPPED HIM! Shut up and leave if you want to

I fu- ... I mean friking hate dilo for lying lol. I cant believe you believe her. It's so stupid. Snek

Well swamp guy, I am not going to say it isn’t, but so far, including me, there are 3 people who did not see this as a joke and things like that can hurt people. Just be careful when doing things like this.

#FF4L

You know who but I’m gonna do it anyways.

- The Nazgûl