Where is the Terran federation located?

Found your hideout fanfictioners!

-fan fiction hater(definitely not HJK in disguise...)

Hjk I got the joke but I don’t think I should say it cause then everybody would know it. -lava

Swamp hurry up I’ve been waiting for the next chapter for about a month. -lava

I don’t get the joke but I feel like I probably should, because the joke probably wasn’t you purposely misspelling the entire thing. For context, HJK made a thing for his genesis part 1 story in bloodstalker, I forgot what it was but it was meant as a joke and an advertisement. The story should be called “Genesis Genes.” Maybe the joke could be monke, but not likely.

-Lamprey

Redwoods isn’t really hard, just fly above the trees. Hell, you can even outrun almost everything, if you upgraded speed to like 130% or around there. If you haven’t upgraded movement speed, PLEASE put some levels in to it it’s actually helpful in situations where your something dies and you got dire wolves or something on you.

-Lamprey

Did you just call me aggressive?-lava

I get the joke HJK.

-Apex

The hater is in quetz, you can look but I wouldn’t respond since everyone already gave their opinions and the haters gave theirs.

-Lamprey

Let’s just hope haters don’t discover our hideout.

-Apex

lol, and they think im toxic, thanks for pointing that out apex! (go check out my new genesis series “genesis genes.) starts on bloodstalker!

-HJK

So, if you don’t know who the devs “The Behemoth” are, which are also called the Castle crasher devs, they make good games. They usually make games that usually cost $10-$20. So, I’m going to be rating all their games, because why not. Also this is my opinion, and yes I have played all their games and completed them, and keep in mind all these games are pretty good.

4. Pit People

Pit people, their most Recent game (released in 2018, demo in 2017) is 5th in my opinion. It’s a turn based game where set in a apocalyptic dreamland with a space bear narrating what’s happening (voiced by Will Stamper, very good voice actor.) You should play

Battleblock Theater before this to understand the story. Why? The story is kinda short, but good. The game is mostly side quests so I would recommend doing those to make the game longer. You should also try to recruit units like cyclops, spidaurs, cup cakes, hair trolls, troll moms, humans, pixies etc etc. Game is $20 dollars, and is it worth it? Yes, but it seems more like a $15 game instead of $20 game.

3. Alien Hominid

Alien hominid is a run n’ gun game where you play as a yellow alien with big, black bug-like eyes and antennas with a zig-zag mouth. The story is that the FBI shot down your UFO and now you need to get it back. So you have to kill tons of FBI agents and their machines to get your space ship back, to where you somehow end up in Russia. In Russia you have to fight past lots of Soviet Union soldiers and machines, similar to the first world, Urban (it’s set in a city.) The next world is Area 51, where you encounter many strange things in the later levels, like small blue hairy things with shark fins on their backs that cling on to military soldiers and spray them with acid, disintegrating them. Is this game worth the $10 dollars? Yes, it’s a decently long game and your thumb will probably hurt a lot from how many times you pressed the X button.

2. Battleblock Theater

Battleblock Theater is a platformer game where the story is, your one of the hundreds of friends in whatever place. Anyways, they always go on adventures with their ship, The S.S. Friendship (yes they really did call it that) and there’s this one friend who is more like the king of them, but not really if that makes sense. His name is Hatty Hattington, and he later becomes important in the story. So the S.S. Friendship crashes into an island with a broken down theater that you enter, with random orange cats with a white face and belly (they stand on two legs) who are just there, and as you explore the theater you see the cats put a strange hat on Hatty Hattington. Later, you then wake up in prison with cat guards, and your forced to perform in front of an audience of cats to entertain them as you run through spikes, pools of water (your character can’t swim) and various other things. There’s also stuff like wings and a jet pack you can get. Also, did I mention you can shove and punch your friends to their death in this game? I would recommend playing with friends, because I played it with mine and we kept shoving each other into spikes and pools of water (well, mostly me because that’s the first thing I think of.) It even got to the point where whenever he helped my up a ledge he would instantly try to push me off because I was going to the same. It’s more than worth the $15 dollars, if you have friends. It has a level editor and all that, too bad the servers are dead though.

1. Castle Crashers

Ah yes, Castle Crashers. This is the first game I played made by the devs, and it’s a beat’em up type of game where you attack your enemies with swords and everything. Also this is set in the medieval age, but there’s a literal alien space ship that’s a reference to alien hominid, along with cone heads that have light sabers, and did I mention there’s an industrial castle? I don’t have much else to say since it’s getting pretty late, but is it worth the $15 dollars? It’s beyond worth it, the replay ability on this game is excellent, I’ve played it over and over again and have sometimes gotten bored of it, but yeah, definitely worth it and the best game made by “The Behemoth.”

-Lamprey

Let’s hope everybody just ignores the haters and let them get bored, or start handling this once it gets to the point where the start spamming random things and being very annoying in places where stories are written and all that.

-Lamprey

Yo lamp you know I may not have played extiction but trust me when I say I know the map and how to do extinction.

So apex it’s should be in redwoods? Redwoods is the worst place to be in and now you wanna make it FREAKING WORSE HUH? YOU WANNA MAKE REDWOODS WORSE WELL I WOULD WANT ONE BUT I FREAKING HATE REDWOODS THEREFORE IT IS IN SNOW… or we add a diffrent forest

Yeah I’m kinda dead. Also what section is the hater in?

Swamp

glyptodon might be too powerful?

yes i know its a herbivore and it have resistance to turrets and seige weapons by like 80% but still, youll get shot then your riding it, also it cannot roll, i can curl into a ball tho!

alot of your guys were saying kelenkens a little bit op, yes i get it, it’s supposed to be, its a sacrifice tame.. its hard to tame, and worth it!

again its mostly good cuz its ability and not all of its attacks have bleed, only 1

also cerato would preserve food, since the saddle would have two preserving bins on the sides, so i kinda wanted to do that, because most dinos dont have that!.. also they might add cerato to ark

yes, maybe i should add seaweed, but maybe urchin too?.. some turtles eat them, you'll find them in coral reefs can only pick up with hide gloves and up, since they will spike you, seaweed will grow everywhere, you can even grow it with a new item, the water crop plot, this would be a easy craft but youll need silica!

nobody really talked about styracosaurus, is anytging wrong with it?.. i cant tell, but it would be VERY similar to rhino, but live in grasslands.

any dino suggestions?.. you can let me wright them.. or you, challenge me ;)

-HJK

This hater isn’t giving up 😑, they’re saying ‘they won’t leave the fanfic kids alone and want the fanfic problem to be resolved’. Also, I think you got them angry HJK, cuz they’ve called you a toxic wallaby.

-Apex

Is swamp dead? Also lamprey you wanna be rude. There’s a 99.9999999999999999999999 percent chance I can be worse than the Most annoying person you know. I just figured out about Pixark… a new adventure has started-lava

Hehe bob haha I bet I can be worse… wanna bet?-lava