Ok, i feel like i need to say this. IM ALREADY OUT OF THE JAR STOP RISKING YOUR LIVES!

-shadow

Ok, this isnt an ark story, this is an irl story. So we rent a barn for our horses, and theres also cats there. Well one of them had 6 kittens! But she keeps carrying them off in the woods even though there way to old for it. And yesterday our favrite kitten was quite literally 98% dead. She was barly alive, and she couldnt blink. So our mom taped her eyes shut for nighttime. I had no idea about our little kitten, because our mom didnt want us to be sad on halloween. Anyways, my mom and my brother prayed last night, and when my mom went down to check on her, she was perfectly fine walking around with tape on her eyes! I have her in my room when writing this lol. Say hi to the people V! *meow*

-shadow who likes cats

Listen oragnge is my fav color too lolbit but it reminds me of canalope dye and i dknt like being reminded of stupid ghost

-shadow

Lava, SHADOW WAS RESCUED AGES AGO, SHE ASKED WWT AND WWT RECUED HER IT WAS VERY ANNOYING, BUT SHADOW IS LOOKING TO KILL ME, WHICH, MAY I REMIND YOU, IS IMPOSSIBLE, SO SHE MAY GET CAUGHT AGAIN BECAUSE SHES STARTING TO ANNOY ME

-Lolbit

Just wondering, I need to start writing again, so does anybody want to do a collab with me, just a 2-3 person collab. I just want to start writing again!!!!

-Apex

Lava you just made me imagine the Hunger Games with fanfictioners.

Heheh

-Apex

Since I’m the Mesopotamian god of the underworld and war should I chase Lolbit out of here with an army of spooky scary Sumerian skeletons? Or would Assyrian skeletons be better, perhaps Babylonians? Akkadians? I have so many options!

-A Nergal trying to decide which Mesopotamian civilization provides the best skeletons for war

*slams table*

I would like to speak to the WEAKLING lolbit in tangerine dye. Unless they're to scaaaared. Im going to post this in most dyes so she sees it.

-an angry shadow

If anyone didn't know "lolbit" is a character from fnaf (as am I but you have to guess who I'll give you a hint I am possessed by a kid with a name that starts with C and my name starts with S and I travel through the shadows) and I am here to recieve her-Mystery

Someone somewhere said that they think WWT might be me, if anyone wants to pop up and say that’s their official guess then I’ll tell them if I am or not, and if I am I’ll say I am and release one last news report in yellow dye announcing a few things before I say my farewell, if you guess right of course, if not I’ll be staying here heh heh heh.

But always remember, they always come back...

-Lolbit

Guys! I saved Shadow, go to therizino claws for full details!

-WhiteWinterTiger

(Lolbit) ah, what a wonderful day to start fires

*turns around*

(Lolbit) a jar?

*walks toward jar*

*picks up jar*

*sees black stuff*

(Lolbit) ohhhhhh, so you’re a shadow! How cute, looks like I’ll be having myself a nice midnight snack

*puts jar in room*

(Lolbit) oh! You don’t want to be eaten? Well too bad! If one of your friends wants to come and be the night guard for tonight maybe you can escape, here’s the deal, if someone comes to my pizzeria and becomes the night guard, well, as usual they have to survive till six am, if they do, ill let them have you and free you, if they don’t, I get to eat them and you! Isn’t that lovely!

*jar shakes*

(Lolbit) oh! Right! They don’t know where my pizzeria is! Well, I’ll give them a hint. I am passive till approached, which is a lie, and my claws are as sharp as a therizinos, I use my resources well, but stay to long and you’ll end up a back strip!

*jar shakes*

(Lolbit) ah, you’ll be staying in my room for the time being, now, if you excuse me I have to prepare for the night shift

HEH HEH HEH

-Lolbit

First off all,

WHY DOES APEX FREAKIN HATE ME, I JUST TRIED TO BE NICE AND STOP PEOPLE FRO SAYING HE NEEDS TO BE ARESTED FOR HIS CRIMES AND BLAH BLAH BLAH

Second,

Is anyone else wondering who and where this “Lolbit” character came from?

I’ll be happy to do a colab with you Nergal!

-WhiteWinterTiger :3

HJK....I'm sorry....for not showing my support for you I go through some stuff as well I have no friends outside my family other than you guys....but I'm not gonna let that in the way of my happiness and neither should you..."what am I too positive AM I TELL ME MORTALS"....NARI WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TAKING OVER WITHOUT PERMISSION "sorry" DONT SORRY ME-GhostDragon AND A VERY ANNOYING Nari(also is no one going to question why I have a ghost)

I feel so...out of place, please stand by, a-wait your deadly fate

L.O.L

glitch in through the system, can’t outrun, better watch your step, if not, I’ll come

I feel so out of place

L.O.L

Turn out the lights tonight, I feel I’m fading, I strode within the shadows

Deep commission, isolated

Even though I got a coat of color, I never hesitate to come close

Smother

You and all your friends, that’s where I come in

L.O.L

It’s time to laugh along with

L.O.L

My friends, they call me Lolbit

I feel...so out of place, please stand by, a-wait your deadly fate

L.O.L

Glitch in through the system, can’t outrun, better watch your step, if not, I’ll come

I feel... so out of place

L.O.L

You’re in a dark room, trying to escape, but you got old friends, new friends, stuck in the way, you see a exit sign, but it’s a dead design, the red light screamin you’re dead inside, keep in you close to me, I take a picture, count in it up, 1 2 3, I’m gonna get ya, sneakin up under your skin, it will crawl, ready to wreck in this virtual hall, find out its me, I’m hiding alone, deadly as they come, come get your fix of virtual reality, lolbits an anomaly, commonly mistaken for, Fun-time foxy, but he’s honestly a wanna be, wobbly at the knees, you wanna see a fox with quality, ME, sharpening all my teeth, purple and orange, I’m a beast, I’ll make you believe, chop of your hands and your feet, cut out your tongue, you can’t speak, I’ll put you at peace, how bout I make you a deal, give me your hands, and it’s real, sign here on the dotted line, then your souls mine, what a steal

L.O.L

It’s time to laugh along with

L.O.L

my friends they call me lolbit

I feel...so out of place, please stand by, a-wait your deadly fate,

L.O.L

Glitch in through the system, can’t outrun, better watch your step, if not I’ll come

I feel... so out of place

L.O.L

L.O.L

Better watch your step if not I’ll come...

-Lolbit

I found something really interesting. If you use dododex on google or a web browser, you can actually see posts early than when they get posted. Try it, it works.

-Lamprey

It’s really discouraging to know my name tip on dire wolf like a year ago has more likes than any story I’ve ever written

-Nergal

This message is mostly for Ghostdragon and Shadow but I’ll take other people’s advice too, I’m thinking of starting another series, I’ve finished Lynx’s Tale, Rorin’s Story, and I’m working on Renegades Shadow and my spooky stories. I have so much spare time on my hands and I have days I go without posting a chapter or book so I kinda want to start another story in crystal wyvern Queen I’ve already got ideas and stuff so now I just need you guys to tell me if I should do it or not.

Meow,

-WhiteWinterTiger

Hjk don’t feel left out. I once felt that way and it ended up with the second biggest argument in all of fab fiction ing. I smell incorrectly a lot and things crap autocorrect made me say lots of words wronf welp I am going tho start randomthly talking. (Joke except for the don’t feel left out and also I did start a huge argument.)-lava