(Lolbit) ah, what a wonderful day to start fires

*turns around*

(Lolbit) a jar?

*walks toward jar*

*picks up jar*

*sees black stuff*

(Lolbit) ohhhhhh, so you’re a shadow! How cute, looks like I’ll be having myself a nice midnight snack

*puts jar in room*

(Lolbit) oh! You don’t want to be eaten? Well too bad! If one of your friends wants to come and be the night guard for tonight maybe you can escape, here’s the deal, if someone comes to my pizzeria and becomes the night guard, well, as usual they have to survive till six am, if they do, ill let them have you and free you, if they don’t, I get to eat them and you! Isn’t that lovely!

*jar shakes*

(Lolbit) oh! Right! They don’t know where my pizzeria is! Well, I’ll give them a hint. I am passive till approached, which is a lie, and my claws are as sharp as a therizinos, I use my resources well, but stay to long and you’ll end up a back strip!

*jar shakes*

(Lolbit) ah, you’ll be staying in my room for the time being, now, if you excuse me I have to prepare for the night shift

HEH HEH HEH

-Lolbit