Shadow...*me trying not to laugh* I saw your "that vegan teacher" meme *almost explodes from laughter build up*....I watch SSsniperwolf and she calls her vegan Karen and I agree with her(I agree because people should choose whether their vegan or not) the "THIS GIRLS ON COCAIN" bit is what got me *bursts of laughter*

-HollyDragon

It's good to be back, beware of demonwolf BTW.

Oh, I still have my cloak, if you join the cult on element ore, you get one.

Ok RP aside, I have been slacking off with my stories, I may finish them. The shipping is annoying, I swear, if there is fan art, I will die.

-Planarian

Hey guys! You probably don't remember me but I'm BloodHound! Welcome new fan fictioners, sorry for disappearing. I hear we are having an election? And there are a lot of problems...

-BloodHound-

Hey, wasn’t I supposed to have a trial or something? I was only gonna come because I wanted to see how it’d go and how many people would die

-Lolbit

CALM DOWN PEOPLE, I am in charge of the election since it was my idea so I will respond to you guys one by one even if this becomes a MILLION WORD POST

1. Shadow, I love your ideas but the dyes are for HQs and a bit of role playing how bout a kibble? I’ll let you pick

2. Shadow, I know you think there should only be two people running for president but how would we pick which two? What if we end up with Lolbit or Apex? 0-0. How bout we let anyone run for president and the top one will be president with second best being vice

3. Okay so I originally posted dates for voting and stuff, THEY DO NOT COUNT ANYMORE BECAUSE PEOPLE WONT SHUT UP

4. You can run for president if u want Manticore

5. I can’t remember if there was anything else I needed to respond to so please don’t tear each other a part and maybe we’ll have this sorted out soon (please don’t let manticore win, I don’t want him telling me to kill people)

From Your slightly annoyed cat,

Meow,

-WhiteWinterTiger

Don't we need to vote who gets to be leader NERGAL HUH you just automatically think you're leader HECK NAH we gotta vote

(Nari) I AGREEEE!!!!

(Me) also IM CHANGING MY NAME AGAIN TO HOLLYDRAGON for Christmas DON'T EVEN SAY IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS YET OR ELSE I'LL YEET YOU OUT DA WINDOW

-HollyDragon

The Ark Chronicle has switched to TV!

The Ark Times.

Ok then let’s talk about what lead to the present situation our leaderless civilization is in.

The “National Schism” was an event in which a character called Lolbit attempted domination of the dyes. She has, now left. But did kidnap shadow however she has released him and he is doing fine.

The Emperor

A cat called Manticore had assumed the title of Emperor and attempted to deal with the Lolbit schism, but these decisions would ultimately result in his downfall as he tried to have Planarian killed for vouching the innocence of Lolbit, he tried brief democratic reform such as offering a democratically elected Prime Minister, however he abdicated and declared the monarchy abolished due to folks like Lava training armies and threatening to storm his castle.

We have the former Emperor here for contact

News Reporter (NR) Manticore/Me (Take a guess)

NR:So is it true, did you really end your brief tenure as emperor?

Me:Indeed I did

NR:How do you feel about the matter?

Me:I am upset, maybe I shan’t have assumed dictatorial power without consulting anyone.

NR:Does this end your political career?

Me:Absolutely not. I plan to get elected as president.

In other news a group of detectives has found revolutionaries led by WWT (WhiteWinterTiger) attempting to overthrow, and maybe even kill, the former emperor. They have met in the following locations

Allosaurus kibble (mobile)

Ankylosaurus kibble (mobile)

Theri Claws

And Shadow has openly declared he wanted to storm the castle of the emperor for his threat to kill Planarian. This happened in mindwipe tonic.

We have the lead detective, Sherlock Holmes, for comment.

S (Sherlock) NR (News Reporter)

NR:So what did you find exactly?

S:I found WWT having CL1 and other people saying that the former Emperor and Lamprey were a problem. We ask all people to stay on high alert for these dangerous rebels for they may kill to achieve their goals.

NR:You Heard it here folks, make sure you don’t support these dangerous revolutionaries. Goodnight.

-News Reporter Manticore

I stay neutral usually but when something crazy is happening I am forced to step in, there will be no taking over all the dyes unless you are fairly elected then you can control them. I prefer to watch over what happens from Olympus but lolbit if you go more out of control there will be a fight, and the thing is I know you can’t die, it neither can I, don’t make me get the other gods involved because I’ll have you know ares is craving some chaos. -Harpocrates

1. I will stand neutral in this election but I will inaugurate the winner

2. Lolbit I could just get Zeus to smite you or hades to send you to a prison in Tartarus so watch your back

3. My new story about my character is canceled as it got too graphic and there was no place to post it

4. I’m saying this for the final time I’m not Hades anymore since October ended just to make sure people know

Bye have a great day! -Harpocrates

EVERYONE! WhiteWinterTiger and possibly several others are plotting against Me and Lamprey, attempting to disturb the peace and allow Chaos and Discord to run rampant through a society that has been wracked with civil wars. I was lucky enough to catch the plot at its early stages, however, it may already be too late. At least when I was emperor I was fair, attempting to keep the Lolbit crisis down. Now, these are more revolutionaries! Who do you support? An Emperor who stepped down for his people? Or revolutionaries looking to topple our society, and all that has been woven together after the civil war. Do you wish for more riots and chaos?! This society has been plagued with instability! They aren’t helping it! Nostra nunc tempus est! seditiosos opprime!

-Manticore

Shadow you can vote for yourself in an election

-Manticore

will antone come join my tribe on Arkhub mobile unoffical server?

Toad

Just so you guys know, IM NOT GOING TO EAT ANYONE JUST BECAUSE MANTICORE WANTS ME TOO, I DONT KNOW WHY IM THE ONLY ONE HE HARASSES ABOUT IT, HE DIDNT EVEN ASK FOR ME TO BE HIS HQ CAT OR ANYTHING HE JUST STARTED TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, bruh, if he really wanted to tell me what to do and me do it, he would have like a 500 volt shock collar on me, it would also have to expand so my bigger forms, like my dragon form, couldn’t break it, it would also have to be extremely strong(hint for a role play)

From your resistant and annoyed cat (but not manticores),

Meow,

-WhiteWinterTiger

Hey guys, if lamprey put sea creatures in your dye I can get rid of them for you, just contact me in tan dye. I already did it for cloudjumper.

-shadow

I dont hate apex or lolbit. Its just mainly i dont want to get killed or kidnapped(even though it already happened). In fact, before i became a fanfitctioner, i would pop into silver dye and see what crimes apex did for entertainment. Apex is awesome, and so is lolbit.

-shadow

I SWEAR, IF YOU CRAZY PEOPLE ARENT GOING TO LEAVE MY DYE ALONE AND THE REST OF DODODEX NONE OF YOU WILL SURVIVE TO SEE THE NEXT DAY, I WAS CREATED TO BE THE BOSS ON THE ISLAND BUT ESCAPED, IM MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU THINK I AM

-WhiteWinterTiger

If if we're doing a presidency thing, then we need 2 party, like the democrats and republicans.

-shadow

I’m gonna tell you guys a secret, lolbit actually helped me with chapter 10 of Renegades Tale, we talked in another area and she helped me make the fight a little longer than I probably would have done it, Lolbit actually has some pretty good ideas sometimes, also here’s a bonus secret...my next series is going to be called Allys Hope but it won’t start until I finish Renegades Shadow which I am no where near done with

-WhiteWinterTiger

Hey, I just had an idea, since my old guessing game stopped due to Halloween being over, well, I’m gonna start a new one, you guys gotta try to guess what can kill me and/or scare me and/or hurt me, I’ll give you a hint, well, I’ve mentioned him a few times, I might anger him, lol now you have to guess really well because I am not good at giving hints or making riddles

-Lolbit

(Ps the reward this time is having some knowledge over me)

Ah, it seems as more people than Lamprey are trying to take over the dyes, Lamprey is supposed to not the others, I guess I’ll have to side with my owner in going against lava, of course I don’t think my owner is alright with Lamprey taking my place(or me) as ruler, but point is I am against Nergal and his idiocy, there are quite a few powerful people here who could each take down Nergal easily, if your wondering why I’m not yelling it’s because it’s not a holiday anymore, holidays make me aggressive, without them I am quite calm

-Lolbit