Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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*takes deep breath*
Its needs to happen. I hope this will save lives.
*I melt into shadow mist and float over to lolbits army*
Okay, now i just need to destroy them.
*the mist mutates and forms into a gigantiaío fídi*
Now to desstroy them.
*I swallow half of the shadow animatronics*
Yesss, now for the other half.
*i knock the other half into a wall, shattering them*
Perfect, now to-
"What are you doing here?"
*i turn around and see dark one*
Long time no see stupid one.
"Im not going to kill you."
Oh no, i was so worried!
"Im going to do something much worse."
*i form back into a human and walk towards him*
What do you think YOU can do?
"This."
*he grabs me by the throat and puts a glowing red metal choker around my neck and i start screaming in pain louder than ever before*
"Ha, now i can convert you to our side."
*he drags me into the pizzeria*
*theres silence for 45 minutes before he walks out with me by his side with the choker still on*
My lord, do you have any orders?
"Nothing now peasant. But i do have something i want to show you."
Yes, my lord?
*he leads me to a shadow animatronic*
"Walk up to it and put your hand on its head."
Yes, my lord.
*i put my hand on its head and I disappear and the animatronic's eyes come to life and it roars in pain and runs into the pizzeria*
H-h-h-hello my lord.
"Perfect, I must alert lolbit about this."
Yes, my lord.
-shadow