Greetings, I am The Dark One, Shadow's alter personality. I have taken over shadows body and essence, and would like to join the one called Lolbit in taking over the dyes. If anyone attempts to stop me i will grant you the most painful death possible. If you would like to joi- pLeAsEdjhdhdhdjrjrHeLphdjdhdh- ahem, my apologies, sometimes a certain pest likes to attempt to take control. But, of course, I am to strong for them. Farewell, and choose wisely......

-Shadow no longer, only The Dark One

(?) they send me away to find them a fortune, a chest full of diamonds and gold, the House was awake with shadows and monsters, the hallways they echoed and groaned

(?) i sat alone in bed till the morning, I’m crying, she’s coming for me, and I try to hold these secrets inside me, My minds like a deadly disease

(?) I’m bigger than my body, I’m colder than his home, I’m meaner than my demons, I’m bigger than these bones

*lolbit talks to child*

(Lolbit/?) and all the kids cried out, please stop your scaring me! I can help this awful energy, GOD DAMN RIGHT, YOU SHOULD BE SCARED OF ME, who is in control?

(?) I paced around for hours on empty, I jumped at the slightest of sounds, and I couldn’t stand the person inside me

*looks in mirror to see a shadow shaped like lolbit with red eyes*

(?) i turned the mirrors around

*remembers what lolbit did and starts crying*

(?) I’m well acquainted with the villains that live in my head

*sees shadow lolbit again and collapses to the floor still crying*

(?) she begs me to write her so she’ll never die when I’m dead

*shudders*

(?) I’m bigger than my body, I’m colder than this home, I’m meaner than my demons, I’m bigger than these bones

*goes unconscious*

*wakes up as lolbit tending to three terrified children in the dark pizzeria*

(?) all the kids cried out

(Kid) please stop your scaring us!

(Lolbit/?) I cant help this awful energy, GOD DAMN RIGHT, YOU SHOULD BE SCARED OF ME, who is in control?!

*wakes up as if it was just a dream*

*has flashback*

(?) and all the kids cried out, you scaring me!

*starts crying*

(?) I CANT HELP THIS AWFUL ENERGY

*Lolbit takes control of ?*

(Lolbit) GOD DAMN RIGHT! YOU SHOULD BE SCARED OF ME!

Now, who’s in control?

-Lolbit/?

To mystery,

Bruh, did Freddy send you?

Ugh I new he wouldn’t like me doing this,

WELL THATS A SHAME BECAUSE I DONT CARE AND IVE MADE IT WHERE I CANT LEAVE THIS PLACE SO HA

-Lolbit

Has no one guessed who I am yet?

Maybe I am staying after all...

-Lolbit

Ooooo skeletons are cute!

I know where so many are...so many....

In fact there’s one inside me, wanna see?

HEH HEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-lolbit

(Lolbit) Oh Nergal, you silly fool

(Nergal) ?

*lolbits body starts to have weird shaking spasms*

*lolbit collapses*

Later at the pizzeria

*black mist flys into a lolbit suit*

(Lolbit) ah! Home at last!

(Lolbit) well, people have tried to drag me to the underworld twice now so I think I’m gonna leave my shock chip in.

*lolbit leaves maintenance room to go get someone there pizza*

Unlucky for you guys, I’m going to leave my shock chip in, it’s a chip that forces me to stay in the pizzeria, if someone try’s to take me out and I am unable to go back in a bunch of electricity will appear and painfully drag me back in. Of course I can take the shock chip out but it’s a very painful process and when I pull it out it makes me even glitchyer.

-Lolbit

Termites are just destructive ants.

-Lamprey

1. Toad I couldn’t explain what’s going on

2. Nergal say what you think about the underworld but I’m leaving after Halloween to return to Olympus

3. The president thing would probably go out of control like most things do

4. My Halloween special will be late because I finished it at like 10:30pm so yeah sorry about the delay happy Halloween!

-Hades (Harpocrates)

will someone explain whats going on?

-Toad

The scroll

(You begin reading)

Once upon a time a born hero named lava was born to seal the darkness but wherever their is light their is darkness. One day he let go of the darkness and it ran rampant making his alter ego overkill. Overkill was destined to fight lava but lava was supposed to win. Instead overkill killed lava and his new phsycotic rain of terror began.

Lavas enemy pt3

YOU

Unknown:yes it’s me

I can’t let you live

Unknown:then die instead

(Blows landing)

(Blood everywhere)

You’ve gotta be kidding me

Unknown: nope now I’m gonna take your power.

Nooo!

(Lavas body lay limp on the floor the weird figure disappeared from sight)

Okay so, I had a stupid idea but I’m gonna say it anyway, what if we like elected a fanfictioner president? Like so we have someone do deal with people trying to take over dododex and solve issues like shadow being in a jar or people being possessed and whatever, maybe we can even put the news reporters in saddles or something so it’s easier to find the different news channels and it’d be like switching channels on a tv and we could probably have someone look through the dyes and make a list of available ones for news fanfictoners and maybe establish some rules or something, maybe we could create a better society?

If you think it’s a good idea contact me in purple dye.

-WhiteWinterTiger

Oooooo chaos, this is beautiful

The person I belong too goes insane sometimes, I’m the result, one their , spasms I’ll call it, happened while they where conducting a spell, and I was accidentally created, they don’t really remember though.

-Lolbit

HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEN EVERYBODY-Nari (I have to start doing the posts now because Ghosts gone crazy *GhostDragon screaming in back* PLEASE HELP)

Just finished the epilog and last chapter of The Grim Raptor. The main character, tom smith, died a very painful death =D

-shadow

Lolbit:Where am I? Oh, a river? Wait, it’s sandy, there are old temples, IM IN MESOPOTAMIA!

An old woman in a shawl totters over.

?: يأتي (come)

Lolbit:If I kill her I might not get out of here.

?: قلت تعال ، أتريد أن تفهم محنتك؟ (I said come, do you wish to understand your plight?)

Lolbit:Ok.

As the old woman leads Lolbit to a cave he seems to recall someone who he’s met with ties to Mesopotamia.

Lolbit:Nergal!

?: من الذى؟ (who?)

Lolbit:Nergal! He did something here!

?: لكن ، لكن نيرجال غير موجود (But, but Nergal doesn’t exist)

Lolbit:I think he does! We have to run now

Suddenly the woman makes a deep guttural sound.

?:hahahaHaHaHaHAHAHAAHAHAH!

The cloak burned in flames and as the old woman disappeared it turned out to be, Nergal.

Me:Congratulations little fox, you found me out.

Lolbit:Where are we!

Me:The underworld, I don’t have to speak Arabic anymore so I can tell you what it’s called. My home has many names. Kur, Irkalla, Kukku, Arali, Kigal, or in my native Akkadian Erṣetu. Here you will live a shadow of your life. In Erṣetu you face no judgement for your sins, but no reward for your kindness, you get not to eat children, but dust. Your quality of life is determined by the conditions of your burial, and as I simply just lured you into this hole, you will have an awful life. You have no descendants to give you drink, so you shall suffer. Normally you would face no judgement I should say but one of the children you killed was my demigod son! So I wanted to make sure you suffered.

I leave my assistant, Pazuzu, to watch over you.

Pazuzu:You shall suffer as Nergal has ordered.

Lolbit:Noooooooooooo!

And so he sits there to this day, wishing he hadn’t tried to conquer dododex.

-Nergal

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

That’s all I was planning on saying but then I noticed a bunch of shouting and then I noticed a bunch of ppl I don’t recognize. So ye I’ve missed a lot… and about to miss a whole lot more, byeeeeee

- Dilo Girl (although no one prolly remembers me lol)

Lucky for you guys, well I’ll just go ahead and say this, I’m giving up my reign to lamprey on Halloween, but, my pizzeria will still be open and I will still be serving pizza and other things, also my news channel will continue but it’ll be more informative, lastly I’ll still be answering questions, open to doing colabs as I have many ideas and do not want to make a story of my own but would be welcome to helping others with there stories. Also, you guys still need to guess who I really am.

Always Remember...

I’m a glitch in the system, cant outrun, better watch your step, if not I’ll come...

A sober...

-Lolbit

You can call me WWT for short Nergal, maybe somewhere in rescources

-WhiteWinterTiger

I can play twinkle twinkle little star on my flute, I can recognize notes so I just need sheet music.

-Nergal