Shadow, must I explain?

The term ‘President’ is used very loosely for me, I’m the king, or, ‘President’ of Jotunheim and Asgard, (and soon to be all the Nine Realms,) but President Loki is also my Variant nickname, as there are too many of me to just call me Loki.

Get it now, sweetie?

- President Loki

P.S., you and Lava aren’t the President and vice yet, technically. You haven’t been inaugurated. That happens January 20th.

(Which leaves plenty of time for assassination…)

Okay, first off, I AM NOT A BOY I AM A GIRL

Second, you guys wanna raid therizino claws? What are you even trying to raid!? All I have there are plushies of FNaF characters and pizza! Well, I also have my pizzeria…but I don’t really need that anymore…besides, if you guys destroy the pizzeria, well, you might release a bunch of pissed off souls into the world that will only stop when everything is dead (not including me and my army)

Third, there’s only one way to capture me, and for that, you need my owner, and YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT IS BECAUSE YOU WONT GUESS. Any trap you make for me I can easily escape from, you can trap my suit, but I’ll just fly out of it and enter another one of the Lolbit suits that I have in many different places

-Lolbit

THE OG IS BACK AND WRITING IN YUTY! Also, if you see people kinda arguing or just saying random stuff that will confuse you, it’s all roleplay, feel free to join (I feel like it’s gonna die soon though, maybe)

-Lamprey

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME :D

-Hollydragon

If anyone was wondering, I started a new story in snail

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I wasted your time

Plz go check it out, it's called the wilderness

Shout-out to HGK for the idea

If you wanna find his channel

I'll post the link later I'm to lazy sry!

-HJK

Whats the dis- i mean, you know what i mean, for the fanfictioners?

-shadow

Surviver’s news

The situation is… weird! Lolbit, the robotic fox acts extremely weird and element ore is infested with haters! The war between Manticore and Surviver is over, and X-mas is coming closer and closer!

Shadow has started a new story in dinopithecus named: jungle threat (not sponsored)

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I own a taco bell in amarga saddle

Hopefully apex doesn't burn it down..

Come down if you want.

Please

-HJK

Lost island is out

YAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

-HJK

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-HJK

ARK NEWS- BY HJK

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Today the lost island is coming out, it's gonna be amazing!

I'm looking forward to all the dinos and the map looks crazy!

It's today so don't miss out!

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I'll probably be on it... Yeah.

Secret lab?

Insider confirmed a secret lab at megalania are taking people and other creatures and using them as war machines

That's all we know.. I don't advise you go there, they are always on the look out.

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-News HJK

Yo wait, is it the real fenrir? Because IMA PICK A FIGHT, WHOS WITH ME!??!

-a shadow who need something to fight to help with depression

I am not lolbit -lava

shadow, the keeper is in maiwing saddle looking for you and melody..

you should get there quick

or it'll end up bad

-HJK

Pretty sure only lamp and cl1 and me have ever met bob cause the rest of the original fanfictioners are gone maybe forever 💔-lava

Bob is Manticore? I can’t really believe it until further evidence, I don’t know that much about bob.

-Lamprey

I’d live on extinction, bend the titans to my will, and rule everyone with a fist of titanium.

-Manticore

Man I need to sign things. I did the “we rule many countries” thing

-Manticore

So for anyone whos voting ONCE WE ACTUALLY GET SOME CANADATES, I wouldnt recommend manticore for 2 reasons. 1. He literally said no criticism and if you did then he would send skeletons to your door... doesnt seem too... friendly. 2. Personally, i think his punishments are way to harsh. He litterally banned lolbit from dododexia(i removed the ban, obviously)! We can simply just figure out who lolbit is a part of, and guess them, and she goes away!

So, whos running for president?

-vice president shadow(for now)

clears throat*

Manticore, i have returned. I have my postion back. Wowza, holy, okay, it seem manticore basically just exiled lolbit. Okay, wait, WHY THE HECK IS SKY DYE A WARZONE?!?! Okay, sky dye is no longer a warzone, i have no idea how it would be one anyway. So, lolbit. I may not be able to remove all of your sentances. I can remove the exile one, but the trial is already set in place. Also, manticore, i dont think the vice has THAT much power. I dont think lolbit deserves that much punishment. I personally think we need 3 people who know a lot about fnaf to work on figuring out lolbits human(i think). So we need 3 volunteers. Also, planarinan, do you have a separate base on the xbox server? If you still want to join the tribe i will mainly be on around 1:00. Once a few people join the tribe so stuff doesnt get auto decayed, im probably going to make my base on val. Because lets be honest, i dout everybody is going to use the hq as a base, and they're going to want to make their own base. Also, if anyone wants a deinonychus, I will get you one since im used to val, but i will need payment in return for the egg.

-vice president shadow