oh, finally, a hater who has reasons, the ability to articulate five-letter words, the sense to be somewhat polite to us, and isn't committing an act which, last time I checked, is a literal criminal offence. . .

I was thinking until you, who, to maximally offend you, I will be calling

"Hatey McHateface" decided to call a whole flock of people's hobby

"useless "stories"" {Note the visible sarcasm} and those people

"Three year olds who got on their mom's phone"

If our hobby was, say, Pianism, or, incredibly complex worldbuilding complete with at least fifty full ConLangs, what would you do?

And the next rant, too bad if you want- oh- sorry, wanted, a "normal Do|)o|)eX"

Because what Dan evidently considers a "normal Do|)o|)eX" is evidently(again) not your idea of one, seeing as there's a literal story section and, (if what I have heard before from the others is correct) He approved of our writerage.

Leading directly onto my next rant, Mr. McHateface. If you want a "normal" dododekz, JUST DON'T LOOK AT THE STORY SECTION, IT'S LITERALLY FILTERED OUT OF THE "ALL SECTIONS" ON EVERY CREATURE AND RESOURCE!

Now, on a final note. I humbly request you crawl back to whatever slime-ridden hole you came from, this isn't even about stories, is it? It was never about anything we did, it's about you.

All of the creatures who slither out of the darkness to do nothing but weakly yell insults don't care what they're insulting, they just want to be acknowledged, noticed, as long as everything's around them, it's fine. Pathetic.

*Sips tea* now, I'm afraid I must politely **** off.

~Poecilotheria metallica