Oh, and I forgot this part:

You unsatisfied wingflea, you DO realize I don’t write fanfiction about ARK, right? If you want to try and insult me, do it properly, please.

Insult my hair (which Loki has AMAZING hair, might I add), or my ability to train dogs or something like that. Not, “Worthless nobody who’s bullied in school” and “OH NO HE’S FAT”. You think I care if I’m called fat by someone on the internet?

- President Loki