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Shame my friends always run out of custom food because they are out of ingredients all the time...

Raggienarock

My @ss: hey should we do agriculture?

My friend: no we don't need it why?

Me: we are constantly running out of food dipstick

My friend: we'll deal with that later

Also my friend: *goes on multiple day expedition with 2 days food*

Me: in telling you for [__]s sake just get agriculture!!!

My friend: we have a bronto...

Me: ...For DISPLAY, the ONLY time we took out that bronto is when we tamed it! The only other time was 20 feet away from base perimeter!

My friend: ... fair... but we can use cooked meat, right?

Me: that [__] spoils in 2 minutes and restores less food then a damn carrot

Friend: fine... we'll get agriculture....

Me: yyyYYYYEEEEEEEEA-

Next week

friend: we don't need this agriculture bs were fiiine

Me: dude... this is the only way I'm getting enough food to even make it though a 5-day expedition

Friend: I'm sure we will have another way...

Me: *sigh* we're [__]ed...

Gen2:

Me: ahhhh... this is going great!

Friend2: sure is! Though I am getting tired of this cooked meat... I wonder if you coul-

Me: done! *5x5 greenhouse appears

Friend2: how did you know?...

Me: oh, and I added a little surprise for ya! *add plant species X to inventory*

Friend2: what is I-

Me: FLASH! *plant species X moment*

Every other map with friend2

Friend2: you know what to do

Me: and you've known I have done it!

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