Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Shame my friends always run out of custom food because they are out of…
Shame my friends always run out of custom food because they are out of ingredients all the time...
Raggienarock
My @ss: hey should we do agriculture?
My friend: no we don't need it why?
Me: we are constantly running out of food dipstick
My friend: we'll deal with that later
Also my friend: *goes on multiple day expedition with 2 days food*
Me: in telling you for [__]s sake just get agriculture!!!
My friend: we have a bronto...
Me: ...For DISPLAY, the ONLY time we took out that bronto is when we tamed it! The only other time was 20 feet away from base perimeter!
My friend: ... fair... but we can use cooked meat, right?
Me: that [__] spoils in 2 minutes and restores less food then a damn carrot
Friend: fine... we'll get agriculture....
Me: yyyYYYYEEEEEEEEA-
Next week
friend: we don't need this agriculture bs were fiiine
Me: dude... this is the only way I'm getting enough food to even make it though a 5-day expedition
Friend: I'm sure we will have another way...
Me: *sigh* we're [__]ed...
Gen2:
Me: ahhhh... this is going great!
Friend2: sure is! Though I am getting tired of this cooked meat... I wonder if you coul-
Me: done! *5x5 greenhouse appears
Friend2: how did you know?...
Me: oh, and I added a little surprise for ya! *add plant species X to inventory*
Friend2: what is I-
Me: FLASH! *plant species X moment*
Every other map with friend2
Friend2: you know what to do
Me: and you've known I have done it!
More Large Crop Plot Tips
Spam these things because it takes a while for any crop to grow and produce stuff, at least in ASE.