Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

One day I spawned at easy 2, I walked and was like,

“Wow what a calm island!”

But the pegomastaxes were having a secret meeting about players.

“Let’s steal their swords!”

“No! Their food!”

“Silence! We will steal their LIVES!”

“Erm I don’t think I’m on board with that one…” said a nerd one.

“Kill him!!! GUARDS!!!”

“NOOOOO!! Please!!! GIVE ME….!!!! Aaarrrgghh!!!”

The sound of screeching came from a cave and the player got away.

“Oh GOD she got away!!!”

“THATS IT SEND ALL THE CARNIVORES ON HER UNTIL SHE DIES ABOUT……. FOREVER!!!!!!”

She was never heard of again neither was the nerd Peggy.

Thx more on the way on the fish one. Vote for a level 1,000 dodo army and for feathers my loyal dodo that got killed by a pirhana. I was so mad that I ran into a sarco filled jungle and got killed.