Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

It's so good to- just imagine this:

You're in Mobile right? So Dolphins are chill with literally anybody. And you look around herbo island for some sp and you find a Basilosaurus, :O, you say, and with half a brain cell telling you to do it, you head down with some fish meat in your hotbar and start feeding...

And feeding...

And feeding...

(Around couple months go by...)

You're level 59, and you've been awaiting your level, and you're at the top of your re-fertilized hill filled with metal, and all of a sudden, as you were putting the leg-breaking amount of level in your 4 forges, you see (and hear) a noise and notification at the top of your screen

You have a new level-up! Check at your stats screen.

You are ecstatic, you furiously select your weight stat and scroll down to the bottom of your engrams chart. Oops, too far. There when you scrolled up you saw a colored saddle right at 60 "Basilosaurus Saddle" it has been titled, you tap on your new IPhone, "are you sure you want to learn this engram(s)?" Yes you did select and rush over to your smithy which conveniently had just enough metal to make one, you craft it, you leave the smithy to run to your basilo- oops I forgot it's in the smithy -rush BACK to base, grab the saddle, and saddle up your untouched basilo, Oreganosaurus. And you to drive him out of the little lake you recalled into. Doesn't work. Unsurprisingly. You recall the basilo to outside the shallow basin into the stream just deep enough for the recall to not kill the basilo.

You hop on, you ride. "Too slow, gotta sprint" you tell yourself, and start sprinting, it's a true sense of surreal and accomplishment at the same time

Note: the basilos were not completely untouched, I harvested their organic oil for- you guessed it -oil.

Based on a true story.

~CPG