Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Star Wars, Revenge of the Zest: Battle of gyros

Obi wonton: “It’s over Bananakin! I have the pie ground!”

Bananakin: “You underestimate my powder..”

Obi wonton: “Don’t chai it!”

*Bananakin jumps*

Bananakin: “BEAAAAAGEL!”

*Obi wonton slices with lightbreadstick*

*bananakin, in agony, continues shouting about baked goods*

Obi wonton: “You were the chosen one! It was said you would destroy the Zest, not join them! Bring balance to the feast, not leave it in dark chocolate!”

*more agonizing groans about food*

Bananakin: “I DATE (the fruit) YOU!!”

Obi wonton: “You were my broth-er, Bananakin.. I loafed you..”

*bananakin sets on fire, creating a delicious aroma and melting him*

Bananakin: “spinaAaAAch..”

*Obi wonton walks away from the pie ground sadly*

🤣

-Wyvernain