Ark dev 1: Let's have Godzilla versus Kong.

Ark dev 2: We don't have the rights to them.

Ark dev 1: Yeah, you're right. How about we make Godzilla a giant ugly corrupted thing and Kong a giant snow monkey that's blind in one eye?

Ark dev 2: *Gasps of admiration* YES.

---Bob The Survivor, God Of The ARKs---