Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

One sorrowful evening

I took out Mike the Trike

To gather some berries

In the middle of the night.

It wasn’t very smart of me,

I found that out with fright

I ran into a T. Rex

And he ate me in one bite.

I was very angry

But there was nothing I could do

Mike the Trike was dead

And I lost his saddle too.

So I went and tamed an Otter

For I was feeling blue

The Otter made me happy

I named her Little Roo

Little Roo was my companion

She brought me pearls and fish

But to kill the awful T. Rex

Was our one and only wish

So I got my bow and arrow

And I put Roo on my shoulder

I went to were the Rex lived

And I climbed upon a boulder

I shot my arrow through his heart

As his eyes began to smolder

Victory was mine at last

Me and the Otter upon my shoulder