Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dilly the day-saver
There once was a young lad that saw a dilophosaur.
The lad was lonely and sad because a frickin sarco came to his base and murdered his flock of 27 dodos so he decided to take the dilo.
He knocked him out in a couple shots with tranq arrows then fed him until he became his.
The lad named the dilo Dilly.
Dilly and the lad had many fun, scary, and sad adventures together.
One day on an adventure, the lad ran into a lot of compys and a bunch of dilos.
Dilly killed them all while only taking 28 points damage to his health.
The lad was thankful that he had Dilly on his side.
They ran off towards sea and found a level 6 triceratops minding her own business.
The lad forgot to calm Dilly down before going towards sea and Dilly attacked the triceratops.
The lad was scared that Dilly wouldn't make it because he was getting flung everywhere by the triceratops.
The lad squeezed his eyes closed and when he opened them, he saw the triceratops laying on its side and Dilly having a feast.
The lad laughed for a while and when Dilly finished, he decided it was time to go home.
They had to cross over streams to get back home and while the lad was checking for piranhas, a sarco walked up and tried making the lad his lunch.
The lad was defenseless after his spears broke so he started running.
The lad realized dilly wasn't beside him, but was attacking the sarco.
The lad was scared that Dilly would get eaten but he couldn't stop running.
The lad ran out of breath and ran right into a dead end.
The man sat there getting ready to accept his fate.
The sarco was getting closer and closer.
The sarco had come about 5 feet from the lad.
The lad tensed up preparing to get eaten and squeezed his eyes closed.
He waited for about 6 seconds and when he opened his eyes, he saw the sarco lying dead about 3 feet away from him and Dilly by his side.
This was a true story. I am very thankful for Dilly and I recommend you name your dilo Dilly too so you can go on adventures with it.