Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Born to fly part 4

Jötunn:So how about we take some prime meat, and leave it out for Valkyrie to get, and when she grabs it, a rope goes around her feet and dangles her from a tree!

Saxon:We’re at the lake you idiot, which tree are we gonna use? Big Bertha? *nods at shrub* I say we scare her.

Jötunn:Ok, how.

Saxon:You’ll see.

Saxon:Hello Valkyrie! Word of warning, I saw a monster in the bushes.

Valkyrie:Really?

Saxon:Indubitably, it had fangs and was chewing on an Argentavis wing, I dunno.

Valkyrie was scared.

That night Jötunn jumped out and roared at Valkyrie

Valkyrie ran around and squawked and aroused…

HANS!!!

Hans:Boris shut up! It’s 3:00 in the morning! I don’t care what you have to say but-

Boris:I have had it up to here with that bird!

Hans:And you think I haven’t!? But we need it. Or we can’t get those eggs

Boris:Fine, but make sure it kicks the bucket.

Hans:I have very intention to you fool.

Valkyrie didn’t know what they meant by that, kick the bucket?

Over time Arthur and his Griffin were used more allowing Valkyrie to finally meet her dad.

Valkyrie:Daddy!

Deathwing:Hello!

-Mantiore