Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

“Okey… quite I view from up here! But I want to get down to the ground again!” I say to the rider flying me somewhere… no answer. “HELLO!? I said I want to land!” I shout to the rider… STILL NO ANSWER!!! “Oi, you bloody bastard!!! BUT ME DOWN BEFORE I RIP YA FU*KING JAW OFF!!!” I shout in… a quite surprising British accent! Doesn’t chance anything tho! “MATE, IM WARNING YA!!! IF YA DON’T BUT ME DOWN, IT’LL BE RAININ CATS AND DOGS BUT WITH YA BLOOD MATE!!!” I shout one last time before taking my sword cutting the argentavis’s leg of, and right fully so did it rain cats and dogs switched with blood! And I fell towards the ground with a bloody grin on my face mate! That is how ya kno I’m no peace make’r mate! Damm tho, the scream that that bird bastard gave of was prize less mate! Jess… well I hope the others are coming for me! I’m starting to get crazy of this place! “Oh hoy, Arc’teryx!

Shall we glide over the sky little guy?” I say as Arc’teryx arrives to my aide! Well maybe he’s more of an argentavis baby? Nah, he’s an archaeopteryx and I kno it! Welp time to hope for the best as we glide over the sky and my British/Scottish accent wears off!