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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

A pup’s quest part 6

Remus:Nibble! Snowball! Hootie! Lupa gave birth! We have a new child! She’s called Winter!

Fuzzball:Yay!

Suddenly 2 griffins flew out of the sky and kidnapped Winter.

Meanwhile a Yugoslav man had landed near the order of darkness with his army.

Miroslav(Yugoslav guy):Where are we? Is Yugoslavia there?

One of his soldiers:Guess not.

Boris:Miroslav?

Mrioslav:Boris?

Hans:Boris you know him?

Boris:Да! He’s my friend! Met him during ww2!

Hans:You can join the order of dar-oof!

Winter fell on Hans’s head.

Hans:Hey mom, you makin dinosaur nuggets tonight?

Boris:Welp, that wolf messed his brain up. Let’s get him to bed.

Miroslav:I’ll join that order.

Boris:Should we auction the wolf off?

Miroslav:Like That idea.

Winter:Dada! Mama! Help me!

Miroslav:Arthur, be a Good chap, cut off my ears

-Manticore