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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

A pup’s quest part 5

Hans:Ok look, I have this boat, we need some stuff to auction off. I know where a pack of wolves lives.

As they were crossing a river Hans started singing.

Hans:Es braust ein Ruf wie Donnerhall, wie schwertgeklirr und Wogenprall! Zum Rhein Zum Rhein Zum Deutschen Rhein!

Arthur smacked him upside the head

Arthur:Shut up! This isn’t “Zum Deutschen Rhein” and they’ll hear you!

Hans:Sorry, old habits.

Boris:My soldiers are heading here.

Nibble:Ok I think we need to run quick!

Lupa:Wait, somethings happening.

Boris:Listen this crazy Australian girl won’t let us through. And she has an army

Hans:Lemme lead the armies.

Meanwhile:

Helena:I just want peace but this crazy Russian bloke wants war. If he wants it, we’ll give it.

Later:

Helena:Strewth! This snow is cold! And that crazy Russian guy lives in it?

Hans:Launch ze artillery! Send in ze tanks! Move move move!

Balthazar:Babylonians! Move forward!

Arthur:I got my own forces! Rule Britannia!

Helena:All right! All right! We’ll leave this place. Just don’t kill anymore.

Boris:Да мы не будем вторгаться, теперь пора найти материалы для аукционов.

Fuzzball:Let’s run. Now!

-Manticore