Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

The Genesis:The Hastily written Halloween special.

The Jerboas saw the dodorex prowling around.

Squeaks:Titans, and now this thing.

Suddenly they saw the dodorex burn a jerboa.

The Dodorex:Mmmmmm, I love BBQ.

Squeaks:Let’s run.

Long Ears:No, we can fight.

Suddenly they all jumped on the dodorex.

The dodorex:Ahhhh! Get off me!

Long Ears:Take this in the eyes!

The dodorex:I can’t see! What’s going on!?

Squeaks:Silly turkey!

The dodorex furiously tried to burn squeaks but to no avail.

Fuzzball:Ha ha! Dis you little chic-

Suddenly the dodorex managed to burn Fuzzball, she survived, but only just.

Suddenly however the jerboas caught guns that had dropped from flying survivors and killed the dodorex

I’m really sorry guys for this shoddy Halloween special but it was hastily written.

I’ll try to do better in the Christmas special and thanksgiving special.

-Nergal