You haven’t hired anyone, so you just talked to yourself during the “who wants to kill me” segment… Go hire some people for your news, I’ve already hired people to feed the moths and monkeys, and I’ve hired bad grammar ghost to advertise! “Wolbit dubm and ned to leaves now bucuse is stopid and loke got uot now”

Also your news will never compare, don’t even try to say it will!

-Lamprey