-BREAKING NEWS-

Info on People Trying to Kill Me, I Mean Lolbit

So, several people have threatened to kill me, WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE. HEH HEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-Technical Difficultlys-

News on My Escaped Midnight Snack...I mean Shadow!

That stupid Shadow escaped...and now it’s FREE!? GRRRRRRRRR.

Hopefully it’s living a nice free life

Has Apex Sided with Lolbit yet?

No, Apex has not sided with Lolbit yet, hopefully he will, I need friends

MORE NEWS ON PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL LOLBIT

So, today I am here with Lolbit and she’s going to explain to us why people want to kill her and what they’ve said...

(Lolbit) so who all is trying to kill you?

(Lolbit) as far as I know, it’s Lamprey, Shadow, Cloudy, me, and probably some other people

(Lolbit) why would they want to kill you? You’re great!

(Lolbit) I know! I think it’s because I took over the dyes and kidnapped shadow, but why would they be mad at me for that? WHY!? Oh and because my news is superior while lampreys sucks

(Lolbit) well those are all very dumb reasons to hate you

(Lolbit) I know right!?

(Lolbit) what have they threatened to do to you?

(Lolbit) well, shadow threatened to slap me, but that’d be dumb, Lamprey wants to shoot me with a shotgun, and Cloudy just wants to destroy me and warned me to keep an eye open when I sleep, BUT I DONT SLEEP

(Lolbit) well I hope they don’t kill you but we must move on...

BE CAUTIOUS OF THESE AREAS WHEN TRICK OR TREATING

Be cautious of all dyes

Lolbits Pizzeria

And allo kibble

Why?

BECAUSE LOLBIT LIKES TO EAT CHILDREN AND ADULTS AND TRICK OR TREATERS AND ANYTHING WITH FLESH

Always Remember

LOLBIT NEWS IS SUPERIOR. I’m glitch in through the system, can’t outrun, better watch your step, if not I’ll come...

-Lolbit