Important!

Lamp News

Something terrible has happened, and it is VERY bad!

A strange entity, “Lolbit” is trying take over the dyes! They have also captured shadow, and “Lolbit” is not safe to be around!

Lolbit has also made his news here, and remeber it is COMPLETELY fake and unsuperior compared to my news!

Do not go to Lolbit’s pizza restaurant, there’s been reports of death of children who stayed there overnight! We must take down this “Lolbit” person, because nobody will own every dye!

Sadly we cannot do moths and monkeys today.

And remember, Lamp News is superior and Lolbit’s news isn’t!

-News reporter Lamprey