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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
A pupโs quest part 1
Out! Out! Get out! I donโt want to ever see you or any other wolves!
Snowball:But why?
The owner:You, once again, destroyed everything in this house! Out!
Snowball landed in the sand as her owner threw her out. Snowball was crying, but decided to suck it up, and try to survive.
Meanwhile
Ahhhhhhhh!
Suddenly a Prussian soldier named Hans landed in the desert
Then, a Manchu soldier and British soldier landed next to Hans.
Hans:Who are you?
Arthur:Iโm Arthur and this is Yi Chen
Hans:Well, we might as well work together. I notice all of our uniforms are black, and it is night. I hereby proclaim us, the order of Darkness!
Laterโฆ
Snowball:Who are you?
Remus:My name is Remus and this is my wife Lupa.
Snowball:My owner kicked me out, can I stay with you?
Remus:Lupa, we have a cub that was just born, should we really do this?
Lupa:Of course, itโs a cub, sheโs probably scared.
Remus:You can stay. Welcome to the family, thatโs our son, Nibble.
Suddenly, a bang hit the air breaking the comfortable silence.
Nibble started barking
Hans:That Thyla was a tough one wasnโt it?
Arthur:Indeed it was, maybe we shouldnโt have ticked it off by throwing rocks at it though.
Yi Chen: ๆๅ่ช๏ผ่ฟไบ็ฝ็ดไผๆไบๆใ
Hans:Does that mean โYour such a great shot Hans?โ
Yi Chen:Sure, sure it does.
Arthur:What is that infernal barking?
Hans:My Dreyse needle rifle can put an end to that.
Lupa:Nibble be quiet! Theyโll hear you.
Suddenly another man fell from the ground
Balthazar:Hello, I am Balthazar, Iโm a Babylonian soldier, is Nebuchadnezzar here?
Hans:Fraid not. Do you want to join the Order of Darkness?
Balthazar:Absolutely.
Arthur:What are these strange writings, this is gibberish!
Balthazar:You idiot thatโs Akkadian, lemme read it
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐บ๐ ๐ต๐ ๐ ๐ก๐ข๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ง๐จ๐ฉ๐ช๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ณ๐ด๐ต๐ถ๐ท๐ธ๐น๐บ๐บ๐ป๐ผ๐ฝ๐พ๐ฟ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Balthazar:It meansโฆโฆ..
Before I end the story I wanna say all those letters (Cuneiform) Donโt mean anything, most of them are from old Persian but a few are Akkadian, I just typed a bunch of those letters into the keyboard, Akkadian just isnโt a good computer language
-Nergal
