“Dude, you seriously need a mint. And a toothbrush….”

Moeder: “Rude, but thanks..”

“Your welcom-“

Moeder: “IM YOUR NEW BFF! SURVIVORS ARENT GONNA HATE ME FOR SMELLING BAD! THANKYOUUUUUU”

“No prob dude, here’s my entire stock of mints if you want.”

Moeder attempts a hug

I Was Never Seen Again…

-Squirrely