Oviraptor: hello, I stole an egg. Me: wow, what type of egg? Oviraptor: liopluridon egg. Me: wait what!? That’s impossible! Omg! Ty ur my fav tame oviraptor! Oviraptor: thanks! I appreciate your liking! Momma liopluridon: gimme back my egg this instant! Oviraptor: oops... I think the mom noticed... me: oh great...