Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
This is a song that I made about my devotion to hurricane over Storm, following my post about hiveminding being too good for him involving Qinter eating kebabs, rare mushrooms, and purple mammoths, oh and a portal2 reference:
At first I thought he was ok...
But then that little varmint showed his true colours...
I was so angry with that scaly rat! I vowed that no matter the costs...
No matter what it took...
However long it would take...
STORM WOULD DIE AND HURRICAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! WOULD WIN!
STORM WOULD BE TOSSED INTO OBLIIIIIIIIIIIVIIOOOONNNN!
HE WOULD BE NULL AND VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOID!
SO THAT EVERYONE COULD NO LONGER BE PAAAAAARAAAAANOOOOOOID!
I KNEW THAT HUUUURICAAAAAANE
WAS RIGHT FOR VEEEEIIIIIIIIN!
why, it's clear to see,
they fit together like eternity and time
Their names even just happen to rhyme,
So I devoted myself to Hurricane,
or cyclone or typhoon or WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT
Hurricane would always wiiiiiiiiiiin!
For all I care...
Storm could work for the cryyyyyssstaaal queeeeen!
Storm is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad,
To be rid of him I would be glaaaaaaaaaaaad!
GO TEAM HURRICANE!
DESTROY THE OPPOSITION!
AND GET RID OF THAT USELESS WYVEEEEEEERRN!
YOU KNOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW HIS NAME...
STORM WILL DIE,
IF IT IS THE CULMINATION OF THE FANFICTIOOOON!
STOOOORM MUUUUUUUUSSST BEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
STOOOORM MUUUUUUUUSSST BEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
SPREAD THE MESSAGE!
Storm is a useless vestige.
Get rid of him!
Get rid of him!