You can get the cement paste from beaver dens

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PN news speaking, this is best news channel and we're back at again!

It was thanksgiving at one point, we don't celebrate it here in Australia.

WWT is on a road to success! Who else is excited to find out who the mystery one is!

Planarian is on a mission in giga heart, go to navy for the fullish story.

Surviver is acting weird, he challenged shadow!

I'm bored so this is the end!

-Planarian

It acually craft hard

But ngl this armor fish is very op

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Planarian news reporting

Lolbit, gone for good?

Let's hear from Planarian

Yeah she won't mess with us anymore

Tell me, what have you done?

Yeetedvher in a black hole

Good job

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We are having news of minecraft dungeons seasonal trial shutting down. You had your chance.

I heard No Man's Sky could be getting an update, all I can say is save your nanites.

Ark fear evolved us coming Ng to an end, enjoy it NOWWWWW!

News on Seasnake

Haven't heard from her in a while, could she be in danger, she has to be okay. Could lolbit or apex have killed her? We may never know...

Ft Freddy time!!!!

HmmmMMMMmmm ah yes, where is bonbon. WHERE IS BONBON!!!!!

Sorry, we interrupt this program to bring, news on the president. We don't have one yet but we have emperor. We should vote tangerine.

Ahh yes, Jeremy news!!!

He has a ##### ,9,7(;65;79),87(;865,975.; clear ft yo)

General

HJK had been slacking off lately, wonder why??? Us Aussies have a saying, " come on ya lazy bugger, get off your but mate" but I don't say that. I may be changing my name, but not back to flatworm... It looks like shadow may be free from lolbit AND the glass.

Now, time for pulsar; in the wild.

Helleworms frolic and cows grunt.

That's PN news your hearing from. Niw have a good day and remember, were are superior!!

WhErEs pLaNaRiNaN nEwS???

-shadow

Actually kinda Op with oil gathering, sure, It might be slow, and it’s stamina might be trash, but it gets hundreds of oil easily.

Im not mad, im just confused, you made a cereal of me??? You havnt even seen me in my true form???

-shadow

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PN news reporting

Nergal wants to KILL ME!? I was SOOOOO wrong about lolbit. You dododexians I am flatworm. Anyways, a war is going on in sky dye so watch out! Our group on element ore is still recruiting so join pls. Lolbit is gone hip hip hooray! I think that's an Australian thing, not sure.

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No Ft Freddy news today.

HJK, where is he? Not sure.

That's all folks

-PN news

Soooo, you found my annoy meant area. I guess it is time. Come children, sit around the fire. We have war against the people who hate sinamocrops at cactus broth at 8/12/2021

-One sinamocrops loving Planarian.

P.S you had better like my spooky month name

Stop these news mtfs of boredom