Here’s a story about some irony...

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Here’s a story about some irony...

I was a young intrepid explorer with a beautiful base. I was on the search for a Therizino and when I finally found one I was amazed. I wanted to use those claws for skill and destruction. I wanted to build and defeat. I needed it. I stood on a cliff and started shooting trank arrows at it. But nooooo, they just haaaad to throw a carno from behind knowing I was just level 28. I got knocked off the cliff with the carno and the therizino killed us both. Next day I went back and tried again, this time I successfully put it to sleep.

I was so happy, that was, until it woke up. I forgot about the narcotics!!! It slaughtered me for the second time and I was just...😑

Theeeeen the next day I went back with fresh crops and a bunch of arrows. I tranked it, put it to sleep, fed it, kept it asleep with narcotics and eventually tamed it. I wooped with joy and was so happy that I emediatly took it and killed a low lvl carno. I was the proud owner of a lvl16 Therizinosaur.

Flash forward: I got a journeyman Therizino saddle at lvl35 and immediately whent to craft it.

Flash forward again: I am now an Ark mobile lvl63 player with a giant base and a couple super tames always pushing myself to the limit and I haven’t died since the Therizino taming incident. 😁 I hope you liked the true story. Irony? I have a Therizino that killed me twice.

If you liked this then check the others. I wrote another about my raptor and a few other. I never signed them tho😕

But will now

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My name on ark because I forgot to give myself one.

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