Saw this dude at the bottom of the ocean on my itchy and I…

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Saw this dude at the bottom of the ocean on my itchy and I was on a taming hunt and I had about 4 cryopoded animals and I got so excited for this 30 minute expiry piece of magic crud and I had bought lots of honey so I came up to it but then this alpha mosa came out of nowhere and 1 shotted it. The last thing me keyboard saw was my fists.

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