The app: *with it’s sharp spikes and tail, it can easily take on large carnivores*
Me: *finds a wild kentro*
Kentro: *starts eating my face off with it’s beak*
Me: did this thing forgot how to be a herbivore or what it’s literally supposed to use it’s tail
So now we have mobile spiked walls. French tribes will love this dino
When you find out it doesn't have a saddle:
Ark devs: 🥺
It impales its foes alive slowly drowning its victims in its own blood.
I'll name him Mr. Puffles!
GUYS I GOT A GAME!
Throw dodos at a set spike from a good distance and the first person to get 2 stuck in the spike wins!
There like a Lego with legs....you don't wannna step on em!
Doessier says that last mankind try to ride it end up dying from holes in his butt. No one since attempt to ride it.
Me: ooohhhh that’s a cool stego I’ll make some tranq darts to tame it!
Kento: look at all his yummy tames on passive…
Tribe log: your Robert level 235 Rex was killed by a level 29 kentosaurus
Your Tracy level 162 trike was killed by a level 29 kentosaurus etc etc…
Me: what the hell just happened!?!?
Kento: time to take this dumb human on a spiky ride across the map…