The app: *with it’s sharp spikes and tail, it can easily take on large carnivores*
Me: *finds a wild kentro*
Kentro: *starts eating my face off with it’s beak*
Me: did this thing forgot how to be a herbivore or what it’s literally supposed to use it’s tail
So now we have mobile spiked walls. French tribes will love this dino
Looks at dododex
Thinks ”should be easy to tame”
Reality
You were killed by Kentrosaurus lvl 24
It impales its foes alive slowly drowning its victims in its own blood.
I'll name him Mr. Puffles!
GUYS I GOT A GAME!
Kentro darts!
Throw dodos at a set spike from a good distance and the first person to get 2 stuck in the spike wins!
There like a Lego with legs....you don't wannna step on em!
I sent one in two fight the dragon on alpha it was lvl 2 the dragon died how???
Fun fact: they will attack you for no reason
Doessier says that last mankind try to ride it end up dying from holes in his butt. No one since attempt to ride it.
Was in my base refining metal when one of these babies runs by with an impaled tribemate of mine stuck to its back screaming help. I just went on with my business. No one has seen Ricky or his kidnapper since.
He distracc
He attac
But most importantly
He makes you a kabob snacc
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
