Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
One Day A tiny stego tried to attack something and they didn't realize that there was a spike Wall in front of them and you got stabbed millions of times and died but god gave it life and gave it a few spikes sticking out of its ass of spikes sticking out of its back and then when it's older brothers a.k.a. stegos tried to look down at it and say you are puny as crap The kentro said you will die and then shoved its spikes up the stegos ass and said you think I'm puny now!
LOL and for whoever doesn't know what LOL means it means laugh out loud
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So now we have mobile spiked walls. French tribes will love this dino
When you find out it doesn't have a saddle:
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It impales its foes alive slowly drowning its victims in its own blood.
I'll name him Mr. Puffles!
GUYS I GOT A GAME!
Kentro darts!
Throw dodos at a set spike from a good distance and the first person to get 2 stuck in the spike wins!
There like a Lego with legs....you don't wannna step on em!
The app: *with itβs sharp spikes and tail, it can easily take on large carnivores*
Me: *finds a wild kentro*
Kentro: *starts eating my face off with itβs beak*
Me: did this thing forgot how to be a herbivore or what itβs literally supposed to use itβs tail
Me: ooohhhh thatβs a cool stego Iβll make some tranq darts to tame it!
Kento: look at all his yummy tames on passiveβ¦
Tribe log: your Robert level 235 Rex was killed by a level 29 kentosaurus
Your Tracy level 162 trike was killed by a level 29 kentosaurus etc etcβ¦
Me: what the hell just happened!?!?
Kento: time to take this dumb human on a spiky ride across the mapβ¦
RemcoTheQuick
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,
Ripoff Stego!!!!
Doessier says that last mankind try to ride it end up dying from holes in his butt. No one since attempt to ride it.
Doessier says that last mankind try to ride it end up dying from holes in his butt. No one since attempt to ride it.