Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
One Day A tiny stego tried to attack something and they didn't realize that there was a spike Wall in front of them and you got stabbed millions of times and died but god gave it life and gave it a few spikes sticking out of its ass of spikes sticking out of its back and then when it's older brothers a.k.a. stegos tried to look down at it and say you are puny as crap The kentro said you will die and then shoved its spikes up the stegos ass and said you think I'm puny now!
LOL and for whoever doesn't know what LOL means it means laugh out loud
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So now we have mobile spiked walls. French tribes will love this dino
It impales its foes alive slowly drowning its victims in its own blood.
I'll name him Mr. Puffles!
GUYS I GOT A GAME!
Kentro darts!
Throw dodos at a set spike from a good distance and the first person to get 2 stuck in the spike wins!
There like a Lego with legs....you don't wannna step on em!
Doessier says that last mankind try to ride it end up dying from holes in his butt. No one since attempt to ride it.
Hey why go though all of the work of getting a few wood, fiber, and thatch when you can spend lots of narcotics and berries for the same thing! It can even move a few feet!
Oh this should be easy! *literally impaling me*
Anythingβs a but plug if your brave enough (dies from all the anal holes and blood loss)
Was in my base refining metal when one of these babies runs by with an impaled tribemate of mine stuck to its back screaming help. I just went on with my business. No one has seen Ricky or his kidnapper since.
He distracc
He attac
But most importantly
He makes you a kabob snacc