Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
You: ugh imma call a bus *boop beep* Bus app: the bus will be arriving in: 10 minutes You: well then. *Waits* Bus: *Thump Thump*.
You: Umm...
Bus driver: Welcome to DiploRides! Will you be paying in cash or credit?
You: Umm... Cash? *Checks app*
Bus app: Your ride is here! Enjoy! Your ride: DiploRides
You: Nooooo
Bus Driver: Cash? What? Excuse me?
You: Oh, yeah. * Gives cash*
You: What am i doing on a diplo bus
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More Diplodocus Saddle Tips
who else thinks there should be a diplo platform saddle
Who else thinks there should be a diplo platform saddle like that would be sick
The legs on the bus goes step step step
A nice bus to travel around with your mates
The diplo should have a turit sistim
Why does the diplo saddle cost more then bronco which is much larger by the way
Me: tames one
Diplodocus: Mmm, berries
Me: gets the engrams for diplodocus saddle
Me: WHY SO MANY RESOURCES?!
Ark: Your diplodocus, level 37, was killed by a raptor
You should ONLY use a diplodocus for farming in my opinion they are very efficient at gathering berries and thatch if you building a battlement then the diplodocus will do that thatch part with ease but WHY DOES THE SADDLE TAKE SO MUCH RESOURCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????!!!!!!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????*****%$@%&#!!!!!??!:#;4/ร^36รท%%ร//รท=%รท
The diplo is very fast but has no melee damage witch makes it bad i tamed it. Because i need to farm