Shadow, I might know how to get rid of the ghost , see, I practise exorcisms and necromancy, as I am part chubracarbra. It is risky as if irt goes wrong, I will tell you later. If you want this to happen I can do. My power is slipping out of my hands as my chubracarbra form is taking over. I need help. H E L P M E H E L P M E H E L P M E . I need to purify myself so I can cure myself along with you. I T I S C O M I N G. A L L O F T H E M.

-Planarian I N E E D H E L P

How do you get tons of it? Burn a crap ton of wood and get a trike to gather berries

<:NEXUS:> *panting* I claim… for… rebellion…

Sorry, I’ve been running around the dyes, and, I’m a bit tired… 😪 FRENCH FRIES!!! Uh… 😐… I’m just, gonna, claim the next… BYE

Guess whos back.

ITS A ME.

MARIO.

I MEAN

WHAT

mmmm

Its your favorite depressed suicidal idiot.

If you cant tell by that, or the dye its in, its me. Shadow.

Anyways, straight to business.

Ima try to be active here. Again. Because that went so well last time. But yeah ima try to be active.

The Future Hurts. A Lot will be put in stryder, and Shadow of Death will still be here. I have a bit of The Future Hurts. A Lot written. Meanwhile Shadow of Death has nothing written. Mmmmm.

Btw. Anyone who says "mmmmmmm" or "PRAISE THE MICROWAVE GODS" in here gets to name a character in a future story. Make sure to sign your posts so ik who you are.

ANYWAYS BYEH

-Shadow

Why is no one writing actual tips about tan dye?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSAAAAAAAAASASAAAS

SRY I BREATHED IN LAUGHING GAS

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

BAD LAUGHING GAS! BAD!

I really doubt someone is impersonating the impersonater SuS

-DX

HEY! IM A FEMALE! Mostly…

-Lolbit

Yes I agree Lolbit, except you are more glitchy, and plain evil, she doesn't want to take over the dyes like m- but that I shouldn't talk about

-Matthew Alexander Temple

-MAT(I may have to kill you)

-Matt(I may kill you if you use this one aswell)

-Matthew(may kill u)

-M. Temple

-M. R. Temple

-Sir Temple

-Mr. Temple

-The Red King(Preferred)

Shadow's not like you at all Lolbit

-A mysterious person who's been here since the OG fanfictioners

HOLY FRICK I HAVE A FAN

*slap*

CaLm ThE fRiCk DoWn ShAdOw

*breathes*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

CALM THE FRICL DOWN SHADOW I SAID.

YEAH WELL FRICK YOU ME!

NO FRICK YOU OTHER ME!

*screams*

(Dark one) HeLp Me PlEaSe

-shadow

Eh my broken mental health doesnt bother me anymore.

ANYWAYS TIME FOR ANOTHER DEPRESSING SONG ABOUT MY TERRIBLE MENTAL HEALTH-

(dark one) literally nobody gives a flying frick. Now go die in a hole somewhere. Or go bavk into the pit you cane from. Stupid fat ugly idiot.

-shadow

UHM. UH, IDK, SEARCH DIS LINK INTO GOOGLE, IT SHOULD BRING UP AN INVITE TO A SERVER NAMED CLUB PARROT, ITS MY DISCORD HANGOUT SERVER

https://discord.gg/HFuKarK2yC

-shadow

As Lamprey opens up a portal to the shadow dimension, he makes sure 4Q has everything

Alright, you have that essence that the shadows can use to get here for our trap?

“Yep, and I’m telling Shadow that Melody is miserable in a cage all because of you and that Shadow needs to save her?”

Correct, also take this device so you can show Shadow that Melody is in my sub-dimension, in the cage, and probably miserable, just maybe.

“Alright, I’m going. I have no weapons but armor, so if I die its your fault.”

I know, now get going.

4Q hops through the portal, appearing just outside the castle. She explains that she needs to speak with Queen Shadow, so the guards let her in with heavy security.

4Q “So this is the where she is?”

Shadow guard “Yes, we’ll be watching you in case you try to do anything.”

4Q “Alright.”

-Lamprey

Shadow you are to continue this (please) and then you can show up for my de- very cool plan, Lamprey definitely won’t die.

So uh, thakeer was an embarrassing name so its changed to Melo, aight?

-shadow

HJK GET THE FREAK LOST YOU ARE A LITTLE BABY WHO CAN NEVER SEE HOW SOMEONE TRULY IS

Shadow I don’t hate you your really great I would hate my best story ultimate legends before I ever hated- GET LOST HJK sorry before I ever hated you shadow. If I hated you how come I never said “I hate you shadow” of “get lost shadow” I have never said those and I don’t think I ever will-lava

Me: *checks dodo-dex to see if I can return from break and not get hate*

Also me: *sees lava saying he doesnt hate me*

Me: YOU LITERALLY JUST- AAAAAAAAAAA- *brain explodes*

-shadow(not back from break yet)

I guess it’s probably time… back in blue dye ghostdragon gave me the required fish, meaning I’m gonna try to free you whenever your ready. Just know it might hurt a little, I’m gonna have to manipulate void to do this. And no, I’m not voidborne (look at my story in manta for more context) and it’s a long story as to how I can manipulate void and all that, and my only ability is to summon sharp void tentacles, about eight of them and then rapidly launch them at said object or opponent.

-Lamprey

Planarinan i kinda need to know whats wrong.

-shadow

My gamertag is DoomPhoenix5, Shadow, Thanks!

-DX

Remco, mind if I call you that? If everyone on discord is okay with it, someone might post the link to the discord server on here. I’ll talk to Shadow about inviting you at some point.

-WhiteWinterTiger