That wasn’t me. I promise.

- President Loki

…Could’ve been a Variant, though…

Jedi come back, we need more.

Down with the salamanders.

Day 1: no newspaper in 2 weeks, the world is falling apart and everything is dying, meteors are crashing into earth, radiation randomly appearing for no reason, we need newspapers to stop the world from dying!

-Lamprey

Ok Swamp!

-Jedi

Wordswordswordswords

I think your newspaper should be more frequent, like every week or something. I really want to know if this is all-out war between Sally and the salamanders lol

Swamp

REVENGE OF THE SALAMANDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Swamp

Fun fact, the armored plates Jedi was talking about on the carno are called “scutes”

More news, please. I need to know if the salamanders Sally shot survived.

~CL1

It’s ok Jedi. I’ve been a massive dinosaur nerd since I was little. My number one pet peeve is seeing incorrect Dino facts lol 😂

Swamp

Ugh, sorry Swamp. My brain is tired and I just got back from a trip. Wasnt thinking. Anyways, if anyone wants to have me add something, feel free to ask. Wethers it a announcement for a story of what, I'm ok with it.

-Jedi

You know what? Ima gonna cancel Tyrant Lizard. Though I do have a cool idea for a story....

I always knew we should’ve wiped out those salamanders when we had the chance...and now we’re paying for it.

Swamp...

🦎= ☠️

(I know that isn’t a salamander emoji but it’s as close as I can get)

I'm beginning my own weekly newspaper. Here goes.

,

The T-rex was at the beginning, three feet tall. But evolved and evolved, to the killed it is to day. To list all its names would take forever, but the most famous name is the Allosauraus and Giganotosauraus. The Giganotosauraus was actually several meters smaller than in Ark, and was much, much weaker. The Tyrant Lizard, or Tyrannosauraus Rex is one of the greatest predators known to man.

Kids

Count all the S's!

Sally sells seashells sitting by the sea shore shooting salamanders.

Currently on The Red Pike

GAUIS NERVA has found the Siyu/Walker base and lies in waiting.

SIYU LI hones his battle skills, and expands his army, and prepared for war.

GOLIATH battles a strange, powerful creature.

THOMAUS ROCKWELL is ready to meet Nerva, and form an allience.

CHRISTOPHER WALKER is bored, but little does he know, he will enter the right of his life.

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There once was a man. He was in love with a girl, and he stuck up the nerve to ask her to a dance. She said yes. He waited in a REALLY long line to rent a limo, so he could make the night very special. He waited in even LONGER lines to get a nice suit and a thing of flowers. They went to the dance, and a really great time, but then they got tired. The man went to get some drinks, and guess what? There wasn't a PUNCH LINE.

Here's a strategy for taming gigas.

Have tribe members charge it with pachys and beezles. Then have tapejaras shot at it from above.

-Jedi

Dino Fact #2

The Trex had feathers. Most theropods did. Theropods are What two legged carnivorous dinos are called.

-Jedi

W a t e r

-Doom

P.s. Basically yeah, and whenever I get on nobody else is ._.

Is still here

Maybe

I don't know

At all

Who knows

-DX

*sweats*

- President Loki

*stares at suspiciously*

-DX

...

-DX

:)

- President Loki