Happy j- HJK, you forgot my pilot and monarch variant… well, I’ll go sell it on my own!

-Lamprey

Yeah, also for the record Europe and South America are continents not Nation states. Also that’s the 19th century so like 200 years, way more recent than a thousand years. Asia is also a continent, and Antarctica is mostly claimed by countries but the Antarctic accords don’t recognize any claims but don’t prohibit any, furthermore there’s already an unrecognized micro state known as Westarctica occupying the kargest unclaimed region so….

-Manticore

*pulls out mega megaphone*

*takes a deep breath*

THE MEME CHANNEL IS ON CHANNEL 6969(Calen soup)! GO THERE BECAUSE WHY NOT!?!?!

-Meme Shadow

Helloooooooo LordBloodHound, it’s been a while hasn’t it?

-Manticore

You people are SO DUMB. Just read Lolbit news already. I hate you all! *Stabs Manticore* Heheheh… *head goes upside down and eyes turn bright red* Consider this a warning!! *Ties up Manticore and leaves him there. Runs away*

-Lolbit

and i am not to young to se blood i am 12

-berrie

(The part where the Scientists are introduced are in white dye)

(Scientist 1) so are you evil?

I dont know, im assuming not.

(Scientist 3) we ran some tests and found out who brain washed you.

Who?

(Scientist 2) you arent going to like the answer.

WHO!?!?

(Scientist 1) this person named dark one did it.

Thats not possible, hes the one who saved me!

(Scientist 2) well apparently not. We also found a way to get your memory back, but with your new memorys combined with your old ones, it will be extremly painful for 3 hours until you fully get your memorys back.

(Scientist 3) precisely.

Before you do, could you PLEASE get me out of this thing!

*they release shadow from the animatronic*

Ah, much better. Now im ready.

*they place a machine on shadows head and click a button*

I dont remember anything new-

*shadow screams in pain and melts into a shadow and reforms back into her natural form over and over again*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

*shadow disapates into black mist*

(Scientist 2) what the-

*the mist wraps around him and lifts him into the air and drops him*

(Scientist 3) JIMMY!

THE PAIN!!!!

*shadow reforms into her natural form and drops to floor, shaking with pain while grasping her head and repeating "good evil* over and over again*

(Scientist 1) CALM DOWN! Your going to be okay!

NOTHING IS OKAY!

*shadow disapates into mist again*

(Scientist 3) quick! Befire anyone else gets hurt!

*They suck shadow into a test tube*

LET ME OUT OF THIS THING!

*3 hours later*

(Scientist 1) hey, the tube stoped shaking.

Wha- what the, who are you!

*they open the tube*

(Scientist 3) do you remember?

I- I remember-

*the red choker around her neck glows and shadow screams in pain*

(Scientist 2) Quick! Get it off!

*they pull off the choker*

Th-thanks. What happened?

*they fill her in on what happened*

That evil little *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

(Scientist 2) SHADOW CHILL THERE ARE KIDS HERE!

Oh, good point. Well, thanks, I'll see you later, I have a half brother to kill. Wait, is he technically a half brother? I have no idea

-shadow

BERRIES NOOOOOOOOO! Im not sure if its just on xbox, but in settings theres a way to turn off blood! Rest innpeace your dinos :(

-a now even more depressed shadow

Berrie, I'm not sure about Ark Mobile, but if you play on console, you can turn off blood graphics.

~CL1

Guys Lolbit is gonna invade the dyes! I say we burn all of them to the ground and nuke em!

-Manticore

Berrie a lot of games have blood. I cant list any off the top of my head but you can turn blood off. Ask them if you turn blood off if you can have it back.

-Manticore

guys.. something just happened… my parents saw that there were blood in ark survive avolvd and now they dont let me play it any more.. they deleted it from my tablet and now all my dinos r gone :( im realy sad they might also ground me.. what do i do. ark was my favroite game :(

-berrie

SO, I WOULD JUST LIKE TO STATE SOMETHING. I have been brainwashed. So, lava, if you pick a replacment vice until im back, DONT PICK MANTICORE! You have seen what he tried to do as soon as he got power, pick someone else, im begging you.

-shadow

Shadow, I need you to put all those charges back right now. I have a gang of guys who can “deal with” you. I really don’t want to do this.

However, I did create a welfare system so could I be something else? Something still in politics? I’ll be secretary, I’ll review job applications etc.

-Manticore

So when and where are we gonna do this court thing? You gotta do exact dates, also it probably be best with we did it on discord or something

-Lolbit

Um, I...know, a lot about fnaf, I usually don’t say that though because I get a bit embarrassed when it comes to talking about it

-WhiteWinterTiger

YOU CANT BANISH ME! It’s literally not even possible, this is a free, um, idk, BUT POINT IS, AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO GO ON VACATION, I CANT

-Lolbit

I am still temp vice hence meaning I enact the quartering act, you must give shelter to all undead soldiers for the fight against Lolbit.

-Manticore

I’m sending some people to “deal with” Lolbit. Believe me, I have the power to do it

-Manticore

I play on Xbox sorry this is probably late I had to hide from Ultari

-HollyDragon