Not me forgetting that this place exists again

- Sovereign Spino

I’m back! I’ll be starting to write a new story in the charc story section called… something, haven’t thought of a name yet, but it’ll be out latest Monday next week! Also, thought I’d say this, Rest In Peace Tina, may you finally rest and be pain free.

-Survivor

Guys I’m back your local assassin is back

-Shadowmane

My posts must keep not posting or something it’s SO ANNOYING.

Anyway, if this gets through, Hello everyone!

-Inferi

I might change my name soon

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Just thought I'd tell yall that I myself am alive (shocking)

Happy that Snek's back, might continue TIotG until I collapse, dead into the carpet, maybe I'll redecorate Sky dye again.. then again, it's gone quite wild and, there are nice stories there these days.

~The most dapper, egg-laying arboreal arachnid Englishman of action here, P. metallica

Damn, this community is really still alive, still alive and... Three? OG members kinda active, Me, Snek maybe DTG (hopefully, I like the guy more than I let on)

I guess I really should hang around, don't want this community to be a Theseus' ship just yet (:

Anyway, as I go, need I remind everyone to remember: Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, BUY GOLD!

To unofficial manticore, I’m not one that is serious a lot but right now I am, find your own thing to sign your messages off as, Greek gods are an example, so I ask kindly that you find your own way of signing off as something because identity theft isn’t a joke, I am also somewhat speaking in manticore’s behalf as I am in contact with them so they are annoyed about it. -Harpocrates

I think world war 3 has been brewed and drunken now apex is drunk on war crimes, this will be interesting.

Hello! I’m then weatherman on Monday there is a 25% chance of apex attack, Tuesday is a 90% of war crimes committed by apex or yours truly, on Wednesday it will be cloudy with a chance of blood rain, Thursday is a 70% chance of death, Friday is a 99.98% chance Harpocrates will have a mental breakdown. Saturday has a 60% chance of plane crash rain and Sunday is a 100% chance of world war 3. This has been the dododex weather or something Idk I need sleep someone help me. Who am I kidding. I’m beyond help. Sincerely a tired Harpocrates

Ark news!

did you know giving me ideas for my stories will make you have flight?

(AD) you’ve heard of dodoflakes, but now!.. megalo lego, build megalosaurus, megalodon, megaloceros and mega mek!

start building!

(AD) ARK ACTION FIGURES, collect over 150 toys, battle your friends, and trade!.. gotta tame em all!

BREAKING NEWS!

the lamprey army has eroded from the swamps, it is now heading for silver dye HQ, if they dont stop, it.. it will destroy everything!

apex has still not been found, we suspect hes hiding in a cave, most likely, hunter cave... we have found a trail of blood with limbs following, were on the case.

(AD) BUY ARK PLAYING CARDS, OVER 700 VARIENTS!.. 25% OFF!!!!!!!.. BUY EM NOWWWWWWWW, GOTTA TAME EM ALL!.. ARKIMON!!!

-news HJK

Glad the police are on apex you can catch him as I watch from the skies. -a very dead Harpocrates (wait that makes no sense I sign this as a Greek god the closest thing to dying would be fading i guess)

Wildcard has confirmed that they themselves handpicked the sinamocrops bondei, with no influence from the community. I hope this thing will be helpful.

-Lamprey

Ark news!

|did you know.. beginner servers are wiping.. great!|

|theres a new dino, and it flies..|

[ive kinda abandoned the righteous aberration!.. if anyone wants to

continue it, its on reaper.. yeah i suck]

i ate stale bread for breakfast!.. you didnt need to know that..

did you know that reading rejects on shadowmane will boost your lifespan by 47%

breaking news!.. apex has killed 32 orphans and burned down 3 orphanages, 2 taco bells, and his grandmas house, if you see this man, immediately call the dododex police!.. we’ve been trying to track him down, we found his chainsaw after killing some discord advertisers!..

(AD) buy dodo-flakes!.. their AWWWWWWsome!

(AD) are you old, are you nimble and weak and cant afford a house, welcome to stalebread retirement home!.. remember, your old, but your still bold!

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apex was last seen during a childs birthday party, dressed up as a clown, he murdered 5 children with a chainsaw before the cops came!.. he escaped, apex, of your listening.. turn yourself in, or there will be consequences!

ARK NEW

EVERY DAY NEWS!

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-NEWS PERSON/HJK

Got to claim the prachement dye as headquarters, cus everyone Hates it, lol, anyways, thx much guys! -SpiritBird8960/Spi

Hey CL1 glad to meet you

I would like to say I’m also into Norse mythology (not obsessed but I know a thing or 2) if you do play yugioh and me and harpocrates aren’t the only duelists here there are Norse mythology cards

Sure, spino would beat dinopithecus in a real life fight, considering spino was the biggest theropod Dino and dinopithecus is just a monke.

MONKE.

But spino being the biggest theropod doesn’t necessarily mean it’s the most powerful. Cuz I mean, we’ve got t-Rex (which they really need to add into Ark in my opinion), as well as the giga and the mapusaurus, which both hunted argentinosaurus, one of the largest if not the largest (I actually don’t know) land creatures ever.

And, on a completely unrelated note, I might start listing creatures I want to add into Ark, like HJK did, as well as some Ark creatures I want to change. If I do change creatures the first one I do will be the dilo, just to make it remotely realistic.

-Apex

i never said spino was bad, and i wouldnt care if it won, atleast we have a new creature, like really.. its pretty much like a spino...

yes, its a little more powerful and possibly a fish eater(i forgot the word)

so yes, the carc would be better and have a variety of abilities, but count how much big carnivores we have in the game, and then count the monkeys... THREEEEEEE, WE HAVE LIKE THREE DAMN MONKEYS!!!

AhEm, excuse me, so its good the baboon won, we get a larger variety of creatures, they took most of the abilities out, like... guns, and yeah.

so the monkey was a little op, but they fixed it, and its better.

so lava, please be quiet about the thing i said, dinophethicus already won.

and i wont hesitate to respond to you and send things you may not like.. if your reply to this with hate, so please, for your own sake, dont respond in a mean way.

-sincerely, HJK

Everyone vote the baboon on creature vote!!!

We don’t want a copy of the spino!

-HJK

Does anybody wonder if that hater will respond to our posts? That’s what I’m always scared about when we encounter a hater,I just don’t want a war between haters and fanfictioners. Also, lava, you handled that hater pretty calmly compared to previous times.

Oh, and expect a new story from me soon.

-Apex

Nazgûl, hmm… let me think…. What if we write about wyverns? And maybe the name for the story can be “a new home”? What if the story is about a wyvern who grew up alone who had no knowledge of her or his parents. He or she is hunted continuously by people who want to use wyvern blood for experimentation. He or she is always searching for a place to call home but can never find a place without being persecuted. Maybe the story could be in abc order in aerial? If you want you can write the first chapter. We’ll have to build off the idea because I don’t know what will happen. If you don’t like this idea then you can just say so. I won’t mind.

Also Nazgûl I love how you are pursuing your calling. I too am a Christian and I’m glad to see more Christians. When we have faith in Jesus we can always trust him to take care of us no matter what. And as Christians we have to spread his word to others. I’ll be praying for you guys. #FF4L. ✌️

-SunnyFox57.

Hello it’s me, X-23. I think there is someone impersonating me so I’m changing my name from X-23 to “Sunnyfox57”. Also check out my story “A hyena’s scars” in hyenadon and my story “jerboa travels” that starts in griffin. I just wanted to let y’all know.

-Sunnyfox57.

Hi guys! You know how we are claiming dyes? Well I know the haters are mean… but how about we give them one dye that we haven’t claimed. We don’t have too be greedy. Let’s give them one dye. Just this one time. I don’t mean any harm. I will not tell y’all my code name for fear of u guys thinking I’m a hater. Which I’m not.

A VERY concerned FanFictioners.